1 00:00:30,800 --> 00:00:32,916 Choose life. Choose a job. 2 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:35,036 Choose a career. Choose a family. 3 00:00:35,120 --> 00:00:36,758 Choose a fucking big television. 4 00:00:36,840 --> 00:00:41,675 Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, electrical tin openers. 5 00:00:51,240 --> 00:00:54,437 Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. 6 00:00:54,520 --> 00:00:56,795 Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments. 7 00:00:57,040 --> 00:00:58,553 Choose a starter home. 8 00:00:58,640 --> 00:00:59,789 Choose your friends. 9 00:01:01,240 --> 00:01:03,196 Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. 10 00:01:03,280 --> 00:01:06,829 Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. 11 00:01:06,920 --> 00:01:09,957 Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. 12 00:01:10,040 --> 00:01:13,589 Choose sitting on a couch watching spirit-crushing game shows... 13 00:01:13,680 --> 00:01:16,148 ...stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. 14 00:01:23,520 --> 00:01:24,509 Tommy, go! 15 00:01:24,600 --> 00:01:28,309 Choose rotting away, pissing your last in a miserable home... 16 00:01:28,400 --> 00:01:31,039 ...nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish brats... 17 00:01:31,120 --> 00:01:33,031 ...that you've spawned to replace yourself. 18 00:01:33,120 --> 00:01:35,076 Choose your future. Choose life. 19 00:01:41,600 --> 00:01:44,558 But why would I want to do a thing like that? 20 00:01:48,560 --> 00:01:53,190 I chose not to choose life. I chose something else. And the reasons? 21 00:01:54,960 --> 00:01:56,757 There are no reasons. 22 00:01:57,120 --> 00:01:59,634 Who needs reasons when you've got heroin? 23 00:02:09,960 --> 00:02:12,554 Goldfinger is better than Dr. No. 24 00:02:14,040 --> 00:02:17,077 Both of them are a lot better than Diamonds Are Forever. 25 00:02:17,160 --> 00:02:21,517 A judgment reflected in its relatively poor showing at the box office. 26 00:02:22,720 --> 00:02:27,589 And in which field, of course, Thunderball was a notable success. 27 00:02:28,880 --> 00:02:32,634 People think it's all misery and death, all that shite... 28 00:02:32,720 --> 00:02:34,358 ...which is not to be ignored. 29 00:02:34,440 --> 00:02:36,351 Fuck off! Jealous cunt. 30 00:02:37,800 --> 00:02:40,633 But what they forget is the pleasure of it. 31 00:02:41,920 --> 00:02:43,273 They're all dead. 32 00:02:45,360 --> 00:02:46,634 You prick! 33 00:02:48,440 --> 00:02:50,158 Otherwise we wouldn't do it. 34 00:02:51,360 --> 00:02:53,590 - Do you want me to do it? - Yeah. 35 00:02:53,680 --> 00:02:56,513 Pure as the driven snow, that shit. 36 00:03:00,880 --> 00:03:05,749 After all, we're not fucking stupid. Well, at least we're not that fucking stupid. 37 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:20,595 Take the best orgasm you ever had, multiply it by a thousand... 38 00:03:20,680 --> 00:03:23,558 ...and you're still nowhere near it. 39 00:03:23,880 --> 00:03:26,030 It beats any meat injection. 40 00:03:29,200 --> 00:03:32,192 And it beats any fucking cock in the world. 41 00:03:33,040 --> 00:03:35,759 When you're on junk, you have one worry: scoring. 42 00:03:35,840 --> 00:03:39,799 When you're off it, you're suddenly obliged to worry about all sorts of other shite. 43 00:03:39,880 --> 00:03:43,236 Got no money, can't get drunk. Got money, drinking too much. 44 00:03:43,320 --> 00:03:46,471 Can't get a girl, no chance of a ride. Got a girl, too much hassle. 45 00:03:47,160 --> 00:03:51,312 You have to worry about bills, about food, about some football team that never wins... 46 00:03:51,400 --> 00:03:54,995 ...about human relationships, and all the things that really don't matter... 47 00:03:55,080 --> 00:03:58,038 ...when you've got a sincere and truthful junk habit. 48 00:03:59,680 --> 00:04:02,399 I'd say, in those days, he was a muscular actor. 49 00:04:04,240 --> 00:04:07,550 With all the presence of someone like Cooper or Lancaster... 50 00:04:07,640 --> 00:04:10,234 ...but combined with a sly wit... 51 00:04:11,600 --> 00:04:14,512 ...to make him a formidable romantic lead... 52 00:04:15,080 --> 00:04:17,913 ...and closer in that respect to Cary Grant. 53 00:04:37,560 --> 00:04:40,916 The only drawback, or at least the principal drawback... 54 00:04:41,320 --> 00:04:44,039 ...is that you have to endure all manner of cunts telling you: 55 00:04:44,120 --> 00:04:46,475 No way would I poison my body with that shit. 56 00:04:48,280 --> 00:04:50,350 All them fucking chemicals. 57 00:04:51,880 --> 00:04:53,154 No fucking way. 58 00:04:55,640 --> 00:04:59,349 It's a waste of your life, man, poisoning your body with that shit. 59 00:04:59,880 --> 00:05:03,350 Every chance you've had, Son, you've blown it. 60 00:05:03,440 --> 00:05:05,317 Stuffing your veins with that filth. 61 00:05:05,880 --> 00:05:09,350 From time to time, even I have uttered the magic words. 62 00:05:14,280 --> 00:05:16,350 Never again, Swanney. I'm off the skag. 63 00:05:16,440 --> 00:05:17,793 - Are you serious? - Yeah. 64 00:05:17,880 --> 00:05:21,270 I'm finished with that shite. That's up to you. 65 00:05:21,360 --> 00:05:24,158 I'll do it right this time. I'll get off it for good. 66 00:05:24,240 --> 00:05:27,038 - I've heard that one before. - The Sick Boy method. 67 00:05:27,720 --> 00:05:31,554 It really worked for him, eh? He's always lacked moral fibre. 68 00:05:31,640 --> 00:05:35,076 - He knows a lot about Sean Connery. - That's hardly a substitute. 69 00:05:35,160 --> 00:05:36,718 You'll need one more hit. 70 00:05:37,160 --> 00:05:40,675 No, I don't think so. For the long night ahead. 71 00:05:42,040 --> 00:05:45,669 We called him Mother Superior on account of the length of his habit. 72 00:05:45,760 --> 00:05:48,957 Of course, I'd have another shot. After all, I had work to do. 73 00:06:05,120 --> 00:06:07,953 Relinquishing junk. Stage one: Preparation. 74 00:06:12,360 --> 00:06:15,158 For this you will need one room, which you will not leave. 75 00:06:15,240 --> 00:06:18,676 Soothing music. Tomato soup, ten tins of. 76 00:06:20,040 --> 00:06:23,316 Mushroom soup, eight tins of, for consumption cold. 77 00:06:24,400 --> 00:06:28,996 Ice cream, vanilla, one large tub of. Magnesia, milk of, one bottle. 78 00:06:29,200 --> 00:06:33,671 Paracetamol, mouthwash, vitamins, mineral water, Lucozade... 79 00:06:33,960 --> 00:06:35,996 ...pornography. 80 00:06:36,680 --> 00:06:37,669 One mattress. 81 00:06:37,880 --> 00:06:41,475 One bucket for urine, one for faeces, and one for vomitus. 82 00:06:43,040 --> 00:06:45,110 One television and one bottle of Valium... 83 00:06:45,200 --> 00:06:47,555 ...which I've already procured from my mother, who is... 84 00:06:47,640 --> 00:06:52,316 ...in her own domestic and socially acceptable way, also a drug addict. 85 00:06:55,360 --> 00:06:56,839 Now I'm ready. 86 00:06:56,920 --> 00:06:59,559 All I need is one final hit to soothe the pain... 87 00:06:59,640 --> 00:07:01,790 ...while the Valium takes effect. 88 00:07:04,360 --> 00:07:06,999 Mikey. Aye, it's Mark Renton. 89 00:07:07,280 --> 00:07:09,589 Look, I wondered, could you help me out? 90 00:07:09,680 --> 00:07:12,194 This was typical of Mikey Forrester. 91 00:07:12,880 --> 00:07:14,199 What the fuck are these? 92 00:07:15,040 --> 00:07:16,473 Under the normal run of things... 93 00:07:16,560 --> 00:07:19,757 ...I'd have nothing to do with the cunt, but this wasn't the normal run of things. 94 00:07:19,840 --> 00:07:21,159 Opium suppositories. 95 00:07:22,280 --> 00:07:23,952 Ideal for your purposes. 96 00:07:24,400 --> 00:07:27,153 Slow release, bring you down gradually. 97 00:07:28,920 --> 00:07:30,990 Custom fucking designed for your needs. 98 00:07:31,080 --> 00:07:32,354 I want a fucking hit. 99 00:07:32,840 --> 00:07:35,308 That's all I've got, man. Take it or leave it. 100 00:07:46,040 --> 00:07:48,508 You're feeling better now, eh? 101 00:07:48,600 --> 00:07:51,990 For the good they've done me, I might as well have stuck them up my ass. 102 00:07:54,040 --> 00:07:56,315 Heroin makes you constipated. 103 00:07:56,400 --> 00:08:00,678 The heroin from my last hit is fading away, and the suppositories have yet to melt. 104 00:08:03,160 --> 00:08:05,037 I'm no longer constipated. 105 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:16,357 I fantasise about a massive, pristine convenience... 106 00:08:16,440 --> 00:08:21,150 ...brilliant gold taps, virginal white marble, a seat carved from ebony... 107 00:08:21,240 --> 00:08:23,151 ...a cistern full of Chanel No. 5... 108 00:08:23,240 --> 00:08:26,869 ...and a flunky handing me pieces of raw silk toilet roll. 109 00:08:27,440 --> 00:08:30,796 But under the circumstances, I'll settle for anywhere. 110 00:08:50,320 --> 00:08:51,435 Fuck. 111 00:10:20,600 --> 00:10:22,636 Yes, a fucking godsend. 112 00:10:59,840 --> 00:11:01,114 And now... 113 00:11:01,280 --> 00:11:02,474 ...now I'm ready. 114 00:11:04,360 --> 00:11:06,635 The downside of coming off junk was I knew I'd need... 115 00:11:06,720 --> 00:11:09,757 ...to mix with my friends again in a state of full consciousness. 116 00:11:09,840 --> 00:11:10,875 It was awful. 117 00:11:10,960 --> 00:11:14,191 They reminded me so much of myself, I could hardly bear to look at them. 118 00:11:14,280 --> 00:11:17,511 Take Sick Boy, for instance. He came off junk at the same time as me... 119 00:11:17,600 --> 00:11:20,637 ...not because he wanted to, but just to annoy me. 120 00:11:20,720 --> 00:11:24,713 Just to show me how easily he could do it, thereby downgrading my own struggle. 121 00:11:25,040 --> 00:11:26,996 Sneaky fucker, don't you think? 122 00:11:27,080 --> 00:11:30,231 When all I wanted to do was lie there and feel sorry for myself... 123 00:11:30,320 --> 00:11:33,869 ...he insisted on telling me once again about his unifying theory of life. 124 00:11:33,960 --> 00:11:37,111 It's certainly a phenomenon in all walks of life. 125 00:11:37,200 --> 00:11:38,838 What do you mean? 126 00:11:39,520 --> 00:11:44,116 Well, at one point you've got it, then you lose it, and it's gone forever... 127 00:11:44,200 --> 00:11:45,872 ...all walks of life. 128 00:11:46,680 --> 00:11:49,558 Georgie Best, for example, had it, lost it. 129 00:11:50,120 --> 00:11:52,111 Or David Bowie, or Lou Reed. 130 00:11:52,200 --> 00:11:54,316 Lou Reed, his solo stuff is not bad. 131 00:11:54,400 --> 00:11:57,073 It's not bad, but it's not great either, is it? 132 00:11:57,160 --> 00:12:02,188 In your heart, you know that although it sounds all right, it's actually just shite. 133 00:12:04,840 --> 00:12:06,319 So, who else? 134 00:12:07,480 --> 00:12:11,234 Charlie Nicholas, David Niven, Malcolm McLaren, Elvis Presley. 135 00:12:11,320 --> 00:12:14,153 Okay, so what's the point you're trying to make? 136 00:12:15,840 --> 00:12:20,391 All I am trying to do is to help you understand that The Name of the Rose... 137 00:12:20,480 --> 00:12:24,712 ...is merely a blip on an otherwise uninterrupted downward trajectory. 138 00:12:25,040 --> 00:12:27,793 What about The Untouchables? 139 00:12:28,120 --> 00:12:29,712 I don't rate that at all. 140 00:12:29,840 --> 00:12:31,876 Despite the Academy award? 141 00:12:32,520 --> 00:12:35,478 That means fuck all. It's a sympathy vote. 142 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:41,356 So, we all get old, we can't hack it anymore and that's it? 143 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:42,989 Yeah. 144 00:12:43,440 --> 00:12:44,998 That's your theory? 145 00:12:46,360 --> 00:12:47,349 Yeah. 146 00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:50,750 Beautifully fucking illustrated. 147 00:12:52,560 --> 00:12:53,549 Give me the gun. 148 00:12:54,640 --> 00:12:56,198 Give me the gun. 149 00:13:01,960 --> 00:13:04,758 Do you see the beast? 150 00:13:04,840 --> 00:13:06,751 Have you got it in your sights? 151 00:13:06,880 --> 00:13:09,599 Clear enough, Miss Moneypenny. 152 00:13:09,680 --> 00:13:13,195 This should present no significant problems. 153 00:13:22,440 --> 00:13:26,115 For a vegetarian, Rents, you're a fucking evil shot. 154 00:13:29,080 --> 00:13:33,232 Without heroin, I attempted to lead a useful, fulfilling life as a good citizen. 155 00:13:39,120 --> 00:13:40,951 - Good luck, Spud. - Cheers. 156 00:13:41,040 --> 00:13:43,998 Remember: If they think you're not trying, you're in trouble. 157 00:13:44,080 --> 00:13:47,470 A hint of that and they'll be on to the DHSS, "This cunt is not trying. " 158 00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:49,869 - And your Giro's fucking finished, right? - Right. 159 00:13:49,960 --> 00:13:53,032 - But then again, try too hard... - You might get the fucking job. 160 00:13:53,120 --> 00:13:54,712 - Exactly. - Nightmare. 161 00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:57,394 It's a tightrope, Spud. It's a fucking tightrope. 162 00:13:57,480 --> 00:13:59,835 I just get pure shy with the interviewer cats. 163 00:13:59,920 --> 00:14:02,912 I get all nervous and I can't answer any of their questions... 164 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:05,878 ...like I'm a footballer and I get nerves on the big occasion. 165 00:14:05,960 --> 00:14:07,109 Try some of this. 166 00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:09,760 A little dab of speed is just the ticket, man. 167 00:14:11,160 --> 00:14:13,310 No, I went to Craigie, Craignewton. 168 00:14:13,400 --> 00:14:16,312 I just put down Royal Edinburgh College to help get the job. 169 00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:19,597 There's too much discrimination. They're both schools, right? 170 00:14:19,680 --> 00:14:22,148 We're in this together, and I wanted to put across... 171 00:14:22,240 --> 00:14:25,789 ...the general idea rather than the details. People get hung up on details. 172 00:14:25,880 --> 00:14:28,474 Which school did I go to? How many grades did I get? 173 00:14:28,560 --> 00:14:30,835 Could be six, could be none. It's not important. 174 00:14:30,920 --> 00:14:33,753 What is important is that I am. 175 00:14:34,160 --> 00:14:37,709 Mr. Murphy, do you mean that you lied on your application? 176 00:14:37,800 --> 00:14:41,429 No! Well, yes. Only to get my foot in the door. 177 00:14:41,800 --> 00:14:43,392 Showing initiative and that, like. 178 00:14:43,480 --> 00:14:46,153 You were referred by the Department of Employment. 179 00:14:46,240 --> 00:14:49,596 There was no need for you to get your "foot in the door" as you put it. 180 00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:52,069 Yeah, cool. Whatever you say. 181 00:14:52,160 --> 00:14:54,435 Sorry, you're the man, the dude in the chair. 182 00:14:54,520 --> 00:14:57,876 I am merely here. Obviously, I'm here. 183 00:14:57,960 --> 00:15:01,236 Mr. Murphy, what exactly attracts you to the leisure industry? 184 00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:05,157 In a word, pleasure. 185 00:15:05,560 --> 00:15:07,949 My pleasure in other people's leisure. 186 00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:10,270 Do you see yourself as having any weaknesses? 187 00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:16,909 Yes! I'm a bit of a perfectionist, actually. Yes, I am. 188 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:19,958 See, for me it's got to be the best or it's nothing at all. 189 00:15:20,040 --> 00:15:22,918 Like, if things get a bit dodgy, I just cannot be bothered. 190 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:26,310 But, I'm getting good vibes about this interview thing today. 191 00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:29,153 Seems to me like it's going pretty well, eh? 192 00:15:30,040 --> 00:15:31,393 Thank you, Mr. Murphy. 193 00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:34,318 We'll let you know. 194 00:15:34,640 --> 00:15:36,073 The pleasure was mine, man. 195 00:15:36,160 --> 00:15:38,116 He'd done well, I was proud. 196 00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:41,715 He fucked up good and proper. You had to hand it to Spud. 197 00:15:44,240 --> 00:15:46,993 Picture the scene: The other fucking week there... 198 00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:49,435 ...down the fucking Volley. Me and Tommy playing pool. 199 00:15:49,520 --> 00:15:51,750 I'm playing like Paul fucking Newman by the way. 200 00:15:51,840 --> 00:15:54,070 Giving the boy here the tanning of a lifetime. 201 00:15:55,240 --> 00:15:59,074 So it comes to the end, the last shot, the deciding ball of the whole tournament. 202 00:15:59,160 --> 00:16:02,630 I'm on the black and he's sat in the corner looking all fucking biscuit-assed... 203 00:16:02,720 --> 00:16:07,157 ...when this hard cunt comes in, obviously fucking fancied himself. 204 00:16:07,640 --> 00:16:09,358 Starts staring at me... 205 00:16:09,440 --> 00:16:13,194 ...looking right fucking at me as if to say, "Come ahead, square go. " 206 00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:16,517 You know me. I'm not the type that goes looking for fucking bother... 207 00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:19,558 ...but at the end of the day I'm the cunt with the pool cue... 208 00:16:19,640 --> 00:16:22,837 ...and he can get the fat end in his puss any time he wanted, like. 209 00:16:23,160 --> 00:16:25,435 So I squares up, casual like. 210 00:16:25,960 --> 00:16:27,393 What does the hard cunt do? 211 00:16:27,480 --> 00:16:31,075 Well, the so-called hard cunt shites it... 212 00:16:31,160 --> 00:16:35,631 ...puts down his drink, turns and gets the fuck out of there, and after that... 213 00:16:37,120 --> 00:16:39,076 ...well, the game was mine. 214 00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:44,273 That was it? 215 00:16:44,360 --> 00:16:48,239 That was Begbie's story. Or at least that was Begbie's version of the story. 216 00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:51,439 A couple of days later I got the truth from Tommy. 217 00:16:51,520 --> 00:16:54,990 You always got the truth from Tommy. It was one of his major weaknesses. 218 00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:58,470 He never told lies, he never took drugs, and he never cheated on anyone. 219 00:16:59,920 --> 00:17:04,311 It was Wednesday morning. We're in the Volley playing pool, that's true. 220 00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:07,756 But Begbie is playing absolutely fucking gash. 221 00:17:08,680 --> 00:17:11,399 He's got a hangover so bad he can hardly hold the cue... 222 00:17:11,480 --> 00:17:12,833 ...never mind pot a ball. 223 00:17:13,080 --> 00:17:15,913 I'm doing my best to lose, you know, trying to humour him. 224 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:17,513 But it's not doing any good. 225 00:17:17,600 --> 00:17:20,160 Every time I touch a ball, I seem to pot something. 226 00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:23,073 Every time Begbie goes near the table, he fucks it up. 227 00:17:23,160 --> 00:17:24,593 Oh, fuck's sake. 228 00:17:26,440 --> 00:17:28,749 So, he's got the hump, right. 229 00:17:29,400 --> 00:17:33,439 But, finally, I managed to set it up so all he has to do is to pot the black... 230 00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:36,159 ...to win one game, to salvage a little bit of pride... 231 00:17:36,240 --> 00:17:38,879 ...and maybe not kick my head in, right. 232 00:17:39,040 --> 00:17:42,032 So, he's on the black, pressure shot. 233 00:17:45,080 --> 00:17:47,548 Then it all goes wrong, big time. 234 00:17:49,560 --> 00:17:50,675 Fuck! 235 00:17:52,480 --> 00:17:54,789 He picks on a specky wee gadge at the bar... 236 00:17:54,880 --> 00:17:57,519 ...and accuses him of putting him off by looking at him. 237 00:17:57,600 --> 00:18:00,114 The poor cunt hasn't even glanced in our direction. 238 00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:01,189 Fuck off! 239 00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:03,350 He was going to chib him, I tell you. 240 00:18:03,840 --> 00:18:06,479 Then I thought he was going to do me. 241 00:18:08,840 --> 00:18:11,354 The Beggar is fucking psycho, man. 242 00:18:12,080 --> 00:18:15,277 But he's a mate, you know. So what can you do? 243 00:18:16,080 --> 00:18:17,195 Can I borrow this? 244 00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:21,839 What could one do? Just stand back and watch, and try not to get involved? 245 00:18:24,080 --> 00:18:25,638 Begbie didn't do drugs either. 246 00:18:25,720 --> 00:18:28,518 He just did people, that's what he got off on. 247 00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:30,955 His own sensory addiction. 248 00:18:36,040 --> 00:18:40,556 The lassie got glassed and no cunt leaves here till we find out what cunt did it. 249 00:18:40,680 --> 00:18:42,159 Who the fuck are you? 250 00:19:09,640 --> 00:19:11,631 It's so good. I'm coming. 251 00:19:13,160 --> 00:19:16,709 As I sat watching the intimate and highly personal video... 252 00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:20,031 ...stolen only hours earlier from one of my best friends... 253 00:19:20,120 --> 00:19:24,318 ...I realised that something important was missing from my life. 254 00:20:07,880 --> 00:20:11,031 I read it in Cosmopolitan. It's an interesting theory. 255 00:20:11,120 --> 00:20:12,553 Actually, it's a nightmare. 256 00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:14,358 I've been desperate for a shag... 257 00:20:14,440 --> 00:20:16,829 ...but watching him suffer was just too much fun. 258 00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:19,158 You should try it with Tommy. 259 00:20:19,240 --> 00:20:22,152 What, and deny myself the only pleasure I get from him? 260 00:20:22,240 --> 00:20:23,559 Did I tell you about my birthday? 261 00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:27,030 - No, what happened? - He forgot. Useless motherfucker. 262 00:20:53,080 --> 00:20:54,672 What are you two talking about? 263 00:20:56,040 --> 00:20:57,234 Football. 264 00:20:57,320 --> 00:20:58,753 What are you talking about? 265 00:20:59,120 --> 00:21:00,235 Shopping. 266 00:21:01,440 --> 00:21:03,396 The situation was becoming serious. 267 00:21:03,840 --> 00:21:06,912 Young Renton noticed the haste with which the successful... 268 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:11,790 ...in the sexual sphere, as in all others, segregated themselves from the failures. 269 00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:26,000 Heroin had robbed Renton of his sex drive, but now it returned with a vengeance. 270 00:21:26,080 --> 00:21:28,799 As the impotence of those days faded into memory... 271 00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:32,190 ...grim desperation took a hold in his sex-crazed mind. 272 00:21:32,720 --> 00:21:36,235 His post-junk libido, fuelled by alcohol and amphetamine... 273 00:21:36,320 --> 00:21:39,869 ...taunted him remorselessly with his own unsatisfied desire. 274 00:21:39,960 --> 00:21:41,996 Dot, dot, dot. 275 00:22:37,360 --> 00:22:40,432 And with that, Mark Renton had fallen in love. 276 00:22:49,560 --> 00:22:52,870 Excuse me. I don't mean to harass you, but I was impressed... 277 00:22:52,960 --> 00:22:56,032 ...with the capable and stylish manner in which you dealt with that situation. 278 00:22:56,120 --> 00:22:58,429 I was thinking to myself, "Now, this girl's special. " 279 00:22:58,520 --> 00:22:59,475 Thanks. 280 00:22:59,560 --> 00:23:01,118 - What's your name? - Diane. 281 00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:03,270 - Where are you going, Diane? - I'm going home. 282 00:23:03,360 --> 00:23:05,510 - Where's that? - It's where I live. 283 00:23:05,600 --> 00:23:06,430 Great. 284 00:23:06,520 --> 00:23:07,396 What? 285 00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:10,916 I'll come back with you if you like, but I'm not promising anything. 286 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:13,195 Do you find that this approach usually works? 287 00:23:13,280 --> 00:23:15,635 Or let me guess, you've never tried it before. 288 00:23:15,720 --> 00:23:18,871 In fact, you don't normally approach girls, am I right? 289 00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:21,520 The truth is that you're a quiet, sensitive type... 290 00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:25,639 ...but if I'm prepared to take a chance, I might just get to know the inner you: 291 00:23:25,720 --> 00:23:29,918 Witty, adventurous, passionate, loving, loyal. 292 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:31,149 Taxi! 293 00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:34,951 A little bit crazy, a little bit bad. But, hey... 294 00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:37,755 ...don't us girls just love that? 295 00:23:40,320 --> 00:23:43,312 Well, what's wrong, boy? Cat got your tongue? 296 00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:45,029 I left something... 297 00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:48,796 Are you getting in or not, pal? 298 00:24:09,160 --> 00:24:13,950 Do you understand? I expect you to be a considerate and thoughtful lover. 299 00:24:14,040 --> 00:24:16,918 - Generous but firm. - What? 300 00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:20,390 Failure on your part to live up to these very reasonable expectations... 301 00:24:20,480 --> 00:24:24,155 ...will result in swift resumption of a non-sex situation. 302 00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:25,989 Right? 303 00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:42,552 - What? - Shut up! 304 00:25:22,120 --> 00:25:23,473 Wake up, Spud. 305 00:25:24,680 --> 00:25:25,510 Wake up. 306 00:25:26,360 --> 00:25:27,349 Sex. 307 00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:30,553 Casual sex. 308 00:25:37,880 --> 00:25:40,030 Tommy, let's put the tape on. 309 00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:41,429 Now? 310 00:25:41,520 --> 00:25:43,988 I want to watch ourselves while we're screwing. 311 00:25:44,520 --> 00:25:46,909 So, let's see what I'm missing. 312 00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:02,274 Not much. 313 00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:09,034 There's Archie Gemmill, picking it up from the outside. 314 00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:12,791 I think he wants to go himself. I'm certain he's got a goal. 315 00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:14,711 He's going all the way. And he scores! 316 00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:17,198 What a magnificent goal! 317 00:26:17,680 --> 00:26:19,671 Gemmill at his very best. 318 00:26:19,760 --> 00:26:22,399 What a penetrating goal that was! 319 00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:27,588 I haven't felt that good since Archie Gemmill scored against Holland in 1978. 320 00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:31,109 Right. 321 00:26:31,560 --> 00:26:32,834 You can't sleep here. 322 00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:34,433 What? Out. 323 00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:36,275 Come on. 324 00:26:36,440 --> 00:26:40,149 No argument. You can sleep on the sofa in the hall or go home, it's up to you. 325 00:26:41,760 --> 00:26:44,035 And don't make any noise. 326 00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:46,234 Jesus. 327 00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:55,997 What do you mean, "It's gone"? Where has it gone, Tommy? 328 00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:57,593 It’ll be here somewhere. 329 00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:03,077 I might have returned it by mistake. Returned it? 330 00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:06,159 Where? The video shop, Tommy? 331 00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:08,711 The fucking video shop? 332 00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:12,757 So every punter in Edinburgh is jerking off to our video? 333 00:27:14,160 --> 00:27:16,833 God, Tommy, I feel sick. 334 00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:51,478 Hi. Hello. 335 00:28:34,760 --> 00:28:36,557 Come in and sit down. 336 00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:38,478 Like some coffee? 337 00:28:38,680 --> 00:28:39,749 Aye. 338 00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:44,039 You must be Mark. Aye, that's me. 339 00:28:49,480 --> 00:28:52,631 Are you a friend of Diane's? A friend of a friend. 340 00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:53,709 Right. 341 00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:58,555 Are you her flatmates? 342 00:28:59,840 --> 00:29:01,193 Flatmates? 343 00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:03,791 I must remember that one. 344 00:29:04,880 --> 00:29:06,108 'Morning. 345 00:29:20,360 --> 00:29:22,920 - Good morning, Spud. - 'Morning, Gail. 346 00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:25,116 Mr. Houston. Mrs. Houston. 347 00:29:25,200 --> 00:29:28,237 'Morning, Spud. Sit down and have some breakfast. 348 00:29:31,040 --> 00:29:33,031 Sorry about last night, by the way. 349 00:29:33,120 --> 00:29:35,634 That's all right. I slept fine on the sofa. 350 00:29:36,880 --> 00:29:40,111 I had a bit much to drink, had a bit of an accident. 351 00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:42,876 Don't worry, son. These things happen. 352 00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:45,679 Does a man good to cut loose once in a while. 353 00:29:45,760 --> 00:29:48,593 This one could do with being tied up once in a while. 354 00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:52,309 - I'll put the sheets in the machine just now. - No, I'll wash them. 355 00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:54,072 - There's no need. - It's no problem. 356 00:29:54,160 --> 00:29:55,513 It's no problem for me, either. 357 00:29:55,600 --> 00:29:58,398 - I'd rather take care of it myself. - Honestly, it's no problem. 358 00:29:58,480 --> 00:30:00,789 - Really, no! - Spud, they're my sheets. 359 00:30:13,280 --> 00:30:16,033 I don't see why not. Because it's illegal. 360 00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:18,350 Holding hands? Not holding hands. 361 00:30:18,440 --> 00:30:19,839 In that case you can do it. 362 00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:22,309 You were quite happy to do a lot more last night. 363 00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:23,879 That's what's illegal. 364 00:30:23,960 --> 00:30:25,678 Do you know what they do to people like me inside? 365 00:30:25,760 --> 00:30:28,194 They cut your balls off, flush them down the toilet. 366 00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:32,319 - Calm down. You're not going to jail. - Well, that's very easy for you to say, Diane. 367 00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:35,073 - Can I see you again? - Certainly not. 368 00:30:35,320 --> 00:30:38,471 If you don't see me again, I'll tell the police. 369 00:30:41,080 --> 00:30:42,399 I'll see you around then. 370 00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:56,794 Now what? 371 00:30:57,520 --> 00:30:58,714 We go for a walk. 372 00:30:58,800 --> 00:31:00,438 What? A walk. 373 00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:04,635 Where? There. 374 00:31:06,200 --> 00:31:07,713 Are you serious? 375 00:31:40,360 --> 00:31:41,679 What are you waiting for? 376 00:31:43,040 --> 00:31:44,359 Hey, Tommy. 377 00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:47,599 This is not natural, man. 378 00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:50,676 It's the great outdoors. 379 00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:52,549 It's fresh air. 380 00:31:52,640 --> 00:31:55,598 Look, Tommy, we know you're getting a hard time off Lizzy... 381 00:31:55,680 --> 00:31:58,353 ...but there's really no need to take it out on us. 382 00:31:58,800 --> 00:32:02,918 - Doesn't it make you proud to be Scottish? - It's shite being Scottish. 383 00:32:03,640 --> 00:32:07,315 We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the fucking earth. 384 00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:11,349 The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash... 385 00:32:11,440 --> 00:32:13,908 ...that was ever shat into civilisation. 386 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:17,549 Some people hate the English, I don't. They're just wankers. 387 00:32:17,640 --> 00:32:20,757 We, on the other hand, are colonised by wankers. 388 00:32:21,120 --> 00:32:24,430 Can't even find a decent culture to be colonised by. 389 00:32:25,040 --> 00:32:27,429 We're ruled by effete assholes. 390 00:32:27,640 --> 00:32:29,835 It's a shite state of affairs to be in, Tommy. 391 00:32:29,920 --> 00:32:33,959 And all the fresh air in the world won't make any fucking difference. 392 00:32:42,800 --> 00:32:45,155 Sorry, man. Sorry. No, I'm sorry. 393 00:32:45,520 --> 00:32:47,078 I appreciate it, Tommy. 394 00:32:47,160 --> 00:32:48,593 At or around this time... 395 00:32:48,680 --> 00:32:52,116 ...Spud, Sick Boy and I made a healthy, informed, democratic decision... 396 00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:54,430 ...to get back on heroin as soon as possible. 397 00:32:54,520 --> 00:32:56,670 Took about 12 hours. 398 00:33:01,320 --> 00:33:03,276 It looks easy this, but it's not. 399 00:33:03,960 --> 00:33:06,679 It looks like a doss, like a soft option... 400 00:33:06,920 --> 00:33:10,595 ...but living like this, it's a full-time business. 401 00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:33,757 Ursula Andress, the quintessential Bond girl. 402 00:33:34,280 --> 00:33:36,077 That's what everyone says. 403 00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:39,357 The embodiment, right, of his superiority to us. 404 00:33:40,200 --> 00:33:43,317 Beautiful, exotic, highly sexual... 405 00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:47,513 ...yet totally unavailable to anyone apart from him. 406 00:33:48,720 --> 00:33:51,439 Shite. I mean, let's face it... 407 00:33:51,520 --> 00:33:55,354 ...if she'd shag one punter from Edinburgh, she'd shag the whole fucking lot of us. 408 00:34:06,600 --> 00:34:09,160 Yep, I knew he was going to do that. 409 00:34:19,680 --> 00:34:23,195 Lizzy's gone, Mark. She's gone and fucking dumped me. 410 00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:26,518 It was that videotape. 411 00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:30,438 That Iggy Pop business and all sorts of other shit. 412 00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:34,237 She told me where to go and no fucking mistake. 413 00:34:34,960 --> 00:34:36,473 I said to her, I said: 414 00:34:36,560 --> 00:34:39,028 "Is there any chance of getting back together?" 415 00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:40,519 But no fucking way. 416 00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:46,238 Honor Blackman, a. k. a. Pussy Galore, right? 417 00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:49,439 What a total fucking misnomer. 418 00:34:50,960 --> 00:34:53,315 I mean, I wouldn't touch her with yours. 419 00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:56,311 I want to try it, Mark. 420 00:34:56,720 --> 00:35:00,190 You're always going on about how it's like the ultimate hit. 421 00:35:00,280 --> 00:35:01,599 Better than sex. 422 00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:08,677 Come on, man, I'm a fucking adult, I can find out for myself. 423 00:35:14,160 --> 00:35:15,434 I've got the money. 424 00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:21,837 Personality, I mean that's what counts, right? 425 00:35:22,160 --> 00:35:26,870 Personality, I mean that's what keeps a relationship going through the years. 426 00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:29,399 Like heroin. 427 00:35:30,280 --> 00:35:31,190 I mean... 428 00:35:32,360 --> 00:35:34,430 ...heroin's got great fucking personality. 429 00:35:48,760 --> 00:35:51,991 Swanney taught us to respect the National Health Service... 430 00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:54,116 ...for it was the source of much of our gear. 431 00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:57,033 We stole drugs, we stole prescriptions or bought them... 432 00:35:57,120 --> 00:35:59,918 ...sold them, swapped them, forged them, photocopied them. 433 00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:04,557 Or traded drugs with cancer victims, alcoholics, old-age pensioners... 434 00:36:04,720 --> 00:36:07,393 ...AIDS patients, epileptics and bored housewives. 435 00:36:07,720 --> 00:36:11,679 We took morphine, diamorphine, cyclizine, codeine, temazepam... 436 00:36:11,880 --> 00:36:14,599 ...nitrezepam, phenobarbitone, sodium amytal... 437 00:36:14,680 --> 00:36:18,673 ...dextropropoxyphene, methadone, nalbuphine, pethidine, pentazocine... 438 00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:21,752 ...buprenorphine, dextromoramide, chlormethiazole. 439 00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:25,475 The streets are awash with drugs you can have for unhappiness and pain... 440 00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:27,152 ...and we took them all. 441 00:36:27,840 --> 00:36:31,719 We would have injected vitamin C if only they'd made it illegal. 442 00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:43,477 Pardon me, may I use your bathroom? Thank you. 443 00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:56,069 Stop, psycho. 444 00:37:06,120 --> 00:37:08,588 Rent-boy. No fucking smack. 445 00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:17,118 But the good times couldn't last forever. 446 00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:29,074 I think Allison had been screaming all day, but it hadn't really registered before. 447 00:37:29,520 --> 00:37:32,080 She might have been screaming for a week for all I knew. 448 00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:34,230 It'd been days since I heard anyone speak. 449 00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:37,278 Surely someone must've said something in all that time. 450 00:37:37,360 --> 00:37:39,715 Surely to fuck someone must have. 451 00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:41,597 Allison! Help me! 452 00:37:41,680 --> 00:37:42,669 Calm down. 453 00:37:43,600 --> 00:37:45,750 Everyone's going to be just fine. 454 00:37:45,880 --> 00:37:48,110 Nothing could've been further from the truth. 455 00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:51,479 In point of fact, nothing was going to be just fine. 456 00:37:51,560 --> 00:37:54,199 On the contrary, everything was going to be bad. 457 00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:58,910 Bad, I mean, everything was going to be even worse than it already was. 458 00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:00,792 My God! No, my God! 459 00:38:16,080 --> 00:38:16,876 Fuck! 460 00:38:16,960 --> 00:38:18,996 Please, please! 461 00:38:25,320 --> 00:38:30,075 It wasn't my baby. She wasn't my baby. Baby Dawn, she wasn't mine. 462 00:38:30,560 --> 00:38:33,711 Spud's, Swanney's, Sick Boy's, I don't know. 463 00:38:35,120 --> 00:38:37,350 Maybe Allison knew, maybe not. 464 00:38:38,280 --> 00:38:42,353 I wished I could think of something to say. Something sympathetic. 465 00:38:42,440 --> 00:38:43,509 Something human. 466 00:38:43,600 --> 00:38:45,158 Say something, Mark. 467 00:38:48,280 --> 00:38:51,636 Fucking say something, huh? 468 00:38:56,640 --> 00:38:57,789 I'm cooking up. 469 00:39:15,040 --> 00:39:18,749 Cook us up a shot, Rents. I really need a hit. 470 00:39:20,720 --> 00:39:23,518 So she did, I could understand that... 471 00:39:23,760 --> 00:39:25,159 ...to take the pain away. 472 00:39:26,800 --> 00:39:28,711 So I cooked up and she got a hit. 473 00:39:29,600 --> 00:39:32,876 But only after me, that went without saying. 474 00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:37,709 Well, at least we knew who the father was now. 475 00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:40,516 It wasn't just the baby that died that day. 476 00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:43,478 Something inside Sick Boy was lost and never returned. 477 00:39:44,840 --> 00:39:48,116 It seemed he had no theory with which to explain a moment like this. 478 00:39:48,200 --> 00:39:49,189 Nor did I. 479 00:39:49,840 --> 00:39:52,673 Our only response was to keep on going and fuck everything. 480 00:39:53,320 --> 00:39:57,518 Pile misery upon misery, heap it up on a spoon and dissolve it with a drop of bile. 481 00:39:57,600 --> 00:40:01,388 Then squirt it into a stinking, purulent vein and do it all over again. 482 00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:05,359 Keep on going, getting up, going out, robbing, stealing, fucking people over. 483 00:40:05,440 --> 00:40:09,194 Propelling ourselves with longing towards the day that it would all go wrong. 484 00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:11,356 Because no matter how much you stash... 485 00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:13,749 ...or how much you steal, you never have enough. 486 00:40:13,840 --> 00:40:16,877 No matter how often you go out and rob and fuck people over... 487 00:40:16,960 --> 00:40:19,679 ...you always need to get up and do it all over again. 488 00:40:23,040 --> 00:40:26,476 Sooner or later this kind of thing was bound to happen. 489 00:40:32,320 --> 00:40:35,039 Because shoplifting is theft, which is a crime... 490 00:40:35,120 --> 00:40:39,352 ...and despite what you may believe, there is no such entity as victimless crime. 491 00:40:39,440 --> 00:40:42,830 Heroin addiction may explain your actions, but it does not excuse them. 492 00:40:42,960 --> 00:40:46,714 Mr. Murphy, you are a habitual thief, devoid of regret and remorse. 493 00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:49,075 I'm sentencing you to six months imprisonment. 494 00:40:49,160 --> 00:40:52,311 My only worry is that it will not be long before we meet again. 495 00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:56,952 Mr. Renton, I understand you have entered into a program of rehabilitation... 496 00:40:57,040 --> 00:41:00,191 ...in an attempt to wean yourself away from heroin. 497 00:41:00,440 --> 00:41:02,396 The suspension of your sentence... 498 00:41:02,480 --> 00:41:05,711 ...is conditional on your continued co-operation with this program. 499 00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:07,870 Should you stand guilty before me again... 500 00:41:07,960 --> 00:41:10,838 ...I shall not hesitate to impose a custodial sentence. 501 00:41:11,480 --> 00:41:13,357 Thank you, Your Honour. 502 00:41:13,440 --> 00:41:16,238 With God's help, I'll conquer this terrible affliction. 503 00:41:31,480 --> 00:41:32,549 What can you say? 504 00:41:33,040 --> 00:41:34,837 Well, Begbie had a phrase for it. 505 00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:38,231 It was fucking obvious that cunt was going to fuck some cunt. 506 00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:40,311 Hope you've learned your lesson, Son. 507 00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:44,154 My son, I thought I was going to lose you there. 508 00:41:44,240 --> 00:41:47,437 You're nothing but trouble to me, but I still love you. 509 00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:51,709 You'd better clean up your fucking act, sunshine. Cut that shite out forever. 510 00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:54,598 Listen to Francis, Mark. He's talking sense. 511 00:41:54,680 --> 00:41:58,195 Fucking right I am. See, inside, you wouldn't last two fucking days. 512 00:41:58,280 --> 00:42:01,272 There are better things than the needle, Rents. Choose life. 513 00:42:01,520 --> 00:42:05,115 I remember when you were a wee baby. "Mama's little baby 514 00:42:05,200 --> 00:42:06,997 "loves shortening, shortening 515 00:42:07,080 --> 00:42:09,753 "Mama's little baby loves shortening bread" 516 00:42:22,280 --> 00:42:24,191 I'm sorry, Mrs. Murphy. 517 00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:27,116 It was not fair, Spud going down and not me. 518 00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:31,199 Well, it's not our fault. 519 00:42:32,720 --> 00:42:35,553 Your boy went down because he was a fucking smack-head. 520 00:42:35,640 --> 00:42:38,154 If that's not your fault, then I don't know what is. 521 00:42:40,680 --> 00:42:43,513 I was the fucking cunt that tried to get him off it. 522 00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:48,471 I'll get the fucking drinks in. 523 00:42:51,480 --> 00:42:54,119 I wished I'd gone down instead of Spud. 524 00:42:54,360 --> 00:42:57,591 Here I was, surrounded by my family and my so-called mates... 525 00:42:57,680 --> 00:43:00,911 ...and I've never felt so alone. Never in all my puff. 526 00:43:04,160 --> 00:43:06,799 Since I was on remand, they've had me on this program... 527 00:43:06,880 --> 00:43:09,030 ...the state-sponsored addiction... 528 00:43:09,120 --> 00:43:13,033 ...three sickly sweet doses of methadone a day instead of smack. 529 00:43:13,120 --> 00:43:14,951 But it's never enough. 530 00:43:15,200 --> 00:43:17,236 At the moment, it's nowhere near enough. 531 00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:22,515 I took all three this morning. Now I've got 18 hours until my next shot... 532 00:43:22,720 --> 00:43:25,757 ...and a sweat on my back like a layer of frost. 533 00:43:26,520 --> 00:43:29,478 I need to visit the Mother Superior for one hit. 534 00:43:30,520 --> 00:43:32,238 One fucking hit... 535 00:43:32,560 --> 00:43:35,199 ...to get us over this long, hard day. 536 00:43:38,960 --> 00:43:42,077 What's on the menu tonight? Your favourite dish. 537 00:43:42,160 --> 00:43:43,195 Excellent. 538 00:43:43,720 --> 00:43:45,836 Usual table, sir? Thank you. 539 00:43:45,920 --> 00:43:48,957 Would sir care to pay for his bill in advance? 540 00:43:49,120 --> 00:43:50,633 No, stick it on my tab. 541 00:43:50,720 --> 00:43:54,998 I regret to inform, credit limit was reached and breached quite some time ago. 542 00:43:55,240 --> 00:43:56,912 Well, in that case... 543 00:43:57,680 --> 00:43:59,989 Hard currency, that'll do nicely. 544 00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:03,436 Can't be too careful when we're dealing with your type, can we? 545 00:44:04,680 --> 00:44:07,513 Would sir care for a starter? Some garlic bread perhaps? 546 00:44:07,600 --> 00:44:12,435 No, thank you. I'll proceed directly to the intravenous injection of hard drugs. 547 00:44:13,040 --> 00:44:16,112 As you wish, sir. 548 00:45:11,360 --> 00:45:14,352 Perhaps sir would like me to call for a taxi? 549 00:47:18,600 --> 00:47:19,749 Open your eyes. 550 00:47:20,040 --> 00:47:22,270 Wake up. Come on. Wake up. 551 00:48:50,120 --> 00:48:54,352 I don't feel the sickness yet, but it's in the mail, that's for sure. 552 00:48:54,600 --> 00:48:56,830 I'm in the junkie limbo at the moment: 553 00:48:57,080 --> 00:48:58,433 Too ill to sleep. 554 00:48:58,760 --> 00:49:00,557 Too tired to stay awake. 555 00:49:01,080 --> 00:49:02,957 But the sickness is on its way. 556 00:49:04,080 --> 00:49:08,039 Sweat, chills, nausea, pain and craving. 557 00:49:08,280 --> 00:49:11,397 A need like nothing else I've ever known will soon take hold of me. 558 00:49:12,160 --> 00:49:13,878 It's on its way. 559 00:49:19,480 --> 00:49:23,189 "Oh, you've got green eyes Oh, you've got blue eyes 560 00:49:23,400 --> 00:49:25,152 "Oh, you've got grey eyes 561 00:49:26,040 --> 00:49:30,875 "And I've never seen anyone quite like you before 562 00:49:32,280 --> 00:49:36,034 "No, I've never met anyone quite like you before" 563 00:49:52,960 --> 00:49:54,712 We'll help you, Son. 564 00:49:56,160 --> 00:49:59,152 You'll stay here with us until you get better. 565 00:49:59,240 --> 00:50:00,832 We're going to beat this together. 566 00:50:00,920 --> 00:50:03,434 Maybe I should go back to the clinic. 567 00:50:03,720 --> 00:50:07,190 No! No clinics. No methadone. 568 00:50:08,120 --> 00:50:10,759 That only made you worse, you said so yourself. 569 00:50:12,320 --> 00:50:16,632 You lied to us, Son, your own mother and father. 570 00:50:16,760 --> 00:50:18,716 - You could bring us some jellies. - No! 571 00:50:19,400 --> 00:50:21,550 You're worse coming off that than the heroin. 572 00:50:21,640 --> 00:50:24,074 Nothing! It's a clean break this time. 573 00:50:24,160 --> 00:50:26,674 You're staying here where we can keep an eye on you. 574 00:50:26,760 --> 00:50:28,990 I appreciate what you're doing, but... 575 00:50:29,080 --> 00:50:33,153 ...I just need one more score. Just bring me one more hit, please. 576 00:50:34,040 --> 00:50:36,190 I need one more fucking hit. 577 00:50:37,600 --> 00:50:38,919 You fuck. 578 00:50:42,520 --> 00:50:43,669 Shit. 579 00:50:57,520 --> 00:51:00,910 Well, this is a good fucking laugh, ain't it? 580 00:51:02,560 --> 00:51:06,872 You sweat that shite out of your system because if I come back and it's still here... 581 00:51:07,400 --> 00:51:09,595 ...I’ll fucking kick it out. 582 00:51:10,800 --> 00:51:11,710 Okay. 583 00:51:20,840 --> 00:51:21,909 God! 584 00:51:37,560 --> 00:51:41,951 Question number one: The human immunodeficiency virus is a? 585 00:51:42,880 --> 00:51:45,792 - Retrovirus? - Retrovirus is the right answer. 586 00:51:55,280 --> 00:51:57,635 It's a mug's game, Mrs. Renton. 587 00:51:58,520 --> 00:52:01,717 I mean, I'm not saying I was blameless myself, far from it, but... 588 00:52:02,840 --> 00:52:05,877 ...there comes a time when you have to turn your back on that nonsense... 589 00:52:05,960 --> 00:52:07,712 ...and just say no. 590 00:52:12,200 --> 00:52:14,156 Just say no. 591 00:52:14,280 --> 00:52:16,794 Oh, my God, she's dead. 592 00:52:43,800 --> 00:52:45,392 Question number two: 593 00:52:45,480 --> 00:52:50,156 HIV binds to which receptor on the host lymphocyte? 594 00:52:50,240 --> 00:52:52,196 Which receptor is that? 595 00:52:58,720 --> 00:52:59,835 CD4. 596 00:53:00,080 --> 00:53:02,674 CD4 is the right answer. 597 00:53:06,840 --> 00:53:09,991 Better than sex, Rents. Better than sex. 598 00:53:11,160 --> 00:53:12,798 The ultimate hit. 599 00:53:14,160 --> 00:53:17,357 I'm a fucking adult, I can find out for myself. 600 00:53:18,400 --> 00:53:20,834 Well, I'm finding out, all right. 601 00:53:26,440 --> 00:53:27,555 Tommy. 602 00:53:29,440 --> 00:53:30,509 No! 603 00:53:34,480 --> 00:53:37,631 Is he guilty? Or not guilty? 604 00:53:41,120 --> 00:53:42,189 He's our son. 605 00:53:49,200 --> 00:53:51,919 Don't! Dawn! 606 00:53:54,040 --> 00:53:55,234 Stop! 607 00:53:56,840 --> 00:53:58,034 No! 608 00:53:58,120 --> 00:54:00,156 No! Don't do this to me! 609 00:54:00,440 --> 00:54:01,668 Stop! 610 00:54:07,800 --> 00:54:08,789 Mark. 611 00:54:10,720 --> 00:54:11,709 Mark. 612 00:54:17,400 --> 00:54:19,470 There's something you need to do. 613 00:54:47,760 --> 00:54:49,512 Come alive, 35. 614 00:54:50,120 --> 00:54:51,917 Box of tricks, 66. 615 00:54:54,800 --> 00:54:56,438 Mark, you've got a house. 616 00:54:59,040 --> 00:55:00,792 For goodness sake, Mark. 617 00:55:01,760 --> 00:55:04,354 It seems I am the luckiest guy in the world. 618 00:55:04,440 --> 00:55:07,193 Several years of addiction in the middle of an epidemic... 619 00:55:07,280 --> 00:55:09,191 ...surrounded by the living dead. 620 00:55:09,560 --> 00:55:11,676 But not me. I'm negative. 621 00:55:12,080 --> 00:55:13,718 It's official. 622 00:55:14,520 --> 00:55:17,398 Once the pain goes away, that's when the real battle starts. 623 00:55:17,480 --> 00:55:19,118 Depression, boredom... 624 00:55:19,480 --> 00:55:22,711 You feel so fucking low, you want to fucking top yourself. 625 00:55:25,640 --> 00:55:26,993 Tommy. 626 00:55:33,080 --> 00:55:34,911 Tommy, it's Mark, man. 627 00:55:43,160 --> 00:55:44,832 You all right, mate? 628 00:56:06,480 --> 00:56:08,630 Getting out much, Tommy? No. 629 00:56:13,160 --> 00:56:15,469 - Following the game at all? - No. 630 00:56:18,040 --> 00:56:20,076 No, me neither, really. 631 00:56:30,400 --> 00:56:32,152 You take the test? 632 00:56:34,040 --> 00:56:35,155 Aye. 633 00:56:37,720 --> 00:56:38,869 Clear? 634 00:56:39,920 --> 00:56:41,069 Aye. 635 00:56:43,400 --> 00:56:44,799 That's nice. 636 00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:49,115 I'm sorry, Tommy. 637 00:56:52,320 --> 00:56:53,639 Got any gear on you? 638 00:56:54,920 --> 00:56:56,433 No, I'm clean, man. 639 00:56:59,840 --> 00:57:01,796 Well, sub us then, mate. 640 00:57:02,800 --> 00:57:04,199 I'm expecting a rent check. 641 00:57:18,440 --> 00:57:19,873 Thanks, Mark. 642 00:57:20,600 --> 00:57:21,919 No bother. 643 00:57:26,360 --> 00:57:29,591 No bother. None at all. Not for me, anyway. 644 00:57:30,760 --> 00:57:32,432 It's easy to be philosophical... 645 00:57:32,520 --> 00:57:35,671 ...when it's some other poor cunt with shite for blood. 646 00:57:43,120 --> 00:57:44,553 What do you want? 647 00:57:44,640 --> 00:57:46,517 - Are you clean? - Yes. 648 00:57:46,600 --> 00:57:49,637 Is that a promise? It is, as a matter of fact. 649 00:57:49,720 --> 00:57:51,472 Calm down, I'm only asking. 650 00:57:56,000 --> 00:57:58,468 - Is that hash that I can smell? - No. 651 00:57:58,680 --> 00:58:01,035 - I wouldn't mind a bit if it is. - Well, it isn't. 652 00:58:01,720 --> 00:58:03,836 - It smells like it. - You're too young. 653 00:58:03,920 --> 00:58:05,831 I'm too young for what? 654 00:58:14,200 --> 00:58:16,316 You're not getting any younger, Mark. 655 00:58:16,520 --> 00:58:20,479 The world's changing, music's changing, even drugs are changing. 656 00:58:20,880 --> 00:58:25,032 You can't stay in here all day dreaming about heroin and Ziggy Pop. 657 00:58:25,240 --> 00:58:26,798 It's Iggy Pop. 658 00:58:27,000 --> 00:58:29,275 Whatever. I mean, the guy's dead anyway. 659 00:58:29,440 --> 00:58:32,716 Iggy Pop is not dead. He toured last year. Tommy went to see him. 660 00:58:32,800 --> 00:58:35,553 The point is, you've got to find something new. 661 00:58:38,160 --> 00:58:40,799 She was right. I had to find something new. 662 00:58:41,320 --> 00:58:43,072 There was only one thing for it. 663 00:59:25,120 --> 00:59:26,473 Lifestyle Letting Agency. 664 00:59:26,560 --> 00:59:29,279 Yes. It's a beautifully converted Victorian town house. 665 00:59:29,920 --> 00:59:33,708 Ideally located in a quiet road near to the local shops and transport. 666 00:59:34,200 --> 00:59:36,395 This one's two bedrooms and a kitchen/diner. 667 00:59:36,480 --> 00:59:38,994 Fully fitted, in excellent decorative order. 668 00:59:39,080 --> 00:59:40,433 Lots of storage space. 669 00:59:40,520 --> 00:59:44,195 All mod cons and it's going at £320 a week. 670 00:59:51,680 --> 00:59:54,797 I settled in not too badly and kept myself to myself. 671 00:59:54,880 --> 00:59:58,395 Sometimes, I thought about the guys, but mainly I didn't miss them at all. 672 00:59:58,480 --> 01:00:02,553 This was boomtown, where any fool could make cash from chaos and plenty did. 673 01:00:02,640 --> 01:00:03,959 Tell you what I've got. 674 01:00:04,040 --> 01:00:07,476 I've got a beautifully converted Victorian town house. 675 01:00:07,760 --> 01:00:09,512 I quite enjoyed the sound of it. 676 01:00:09,600 --> 01:00:14,151 Profit, loss, margins, takeovers, lending, letting, sub-letting, sub-dividing... 677 01:00:14,320 --> 01:00:16,709 ...cheating, scamming, fragmenting, breaking away. 678 01:00:16,800 --> 01:00:18,631 Who's got the keys to Talgarth Road? 679 01:00:18,720 --> 01:00:20,472 There was no such thing as society. 680 01:00:20,560 --> 01:00:23,791 Even if there was, I certainly had nothing to do with it. 681 01:00:23,920 --> 01:00:27,595 For the first time in my adult life I was almost content. 682 01:00:28,720 --> 01:00:32,395 "Dear Mark, I'm glad you found a job and somewhere to live. 683 01:00:32,920 --> 01:00:37,198 "School is fine at the moment. I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking. 684 01:00:37,360 --> 01:00:40,750 "Your friend Sick Boy asked me last week if I would like to work for him. 685 01:00:40,880 --> 01:00:42,472 "But I told him where to go. 686 01:00:42,560 --> 01:00:47,076 "I met Spud who sends his regards. Or at least I think that's what he said. 687 01:00:49,960 --> 01:00:51,712 "No one has seen Tommy for ages. 688 01:00:51,800 --> 01:00:55,679 "And finally, Francis Begbie has been on television a lot this week. 689 01:00:55,880 --> 01:00:58,997 "He is wanted by the police in connection with an armed robbery... 690 01:00:59,080 --> 01:01:00,877 "... in a jeweller's in Corstorphine. 691 01:01:00,960 --> 01:01:03,428 "Take care. Yours, with love, Diane. " 692 01:01:10,680 --> 01:01:12,432 Francis Begbie. 693 01:01:17,160 --> 01:01:18,434 Oh, no. 694 01:01:18,640 --> 01:01:20,392 Armed robbery? 695 01:01:20,480 --> 01:01:21,435 With a replica? 696 01:01:21,520 --> 01:01:24,671 How the fuck can it be armed robbery with a fucking replica? 697 01:01:24,760 --> 01:01:28,275 Fucking scandal. My gear, look. 698 01:01:31,520 --> 01:01:34,671 Supposed to be fucking solid silver, it's fucking garbage. 699 01:01:35,000 --> 01:01:38,117 There's young couples investing all their fucking hopes in that stuff. 700 01:01:38,200 --> 01:01:40,555 - It's a scandal, Franco. - Too fucking right it is. 701 01:01:40,640 --> 01:01:42,551 How about one of these Pot Noodles by the way? 702 01:01:42,640 --> 01:01:44,551 I'm fucking Lee Marvin. 703 01:01:52,680 --> 01:01:53,829 Hey, Rents. 704 01:01:53,920 --> 01:01:56,480 Begbie settled in, in no time at all. 705 01:01:57,520 --> 01:01:59,317 I've no fucking cigarettes. 706 01:02:29,800 --> 01:02:30,869 It's me. 707 01:02:33,320 --> 01:02:34,594 Rents. 708 01:02:40,840 --> 01:02:42,432 Yeah, the guy's a psycho. 709 01:02:42,520 --> 01:02:46,069 But it's true, he's a mate and all, so what can you do? 710 01:03:05,800 --> 01:03:08,189 Pop down the bookies and put a line on for us. 711 01:03:08,360 --> 01:03:10,396 Can you not go yourself? 712 01:03:10,600 --> 01:03:15,276 I'm a fugitive from the law, and I can't walk the fucking streets. You go. 713 01:03:18,920 --> 01:03:23,152 Doncaster. 4:40. £5 to win. Bad Boy. 714 01:03:32,480 --> 01:03:35,119 Buy some fucking beer and all. 715 01:03:41,400 --> 01:03:45,678 Come on, Bad Boy. Come on, son. Yeah! 716 01:03:49,640 --> 01:03:50,959 Yeah. 717 01:03:54,040 --> 01:03:55,553 Bad Boy. 718 01:03:57,360 --> 01:03:59,316 Came in at 16-to-1. 719 01:03:59,400 --> 01:04:02,437 With the winnings, we went out to celebrate. 720 01:04:30,760 --> 01:04:33,115 Diane was right. The world is changing. 721 01:04:33,200 --> 01:04:36,749 Music is changing, drugs are changing, even men and women are changing. 722 01:04:37,560 --> 01:04:41,235 1,000 years from now, there'll be no guys and no girls, just wankers. 723 01:04:41,320 --> 01:04:43,072 Sounds great to me. 724 01:04:47,440 --> 01:04:49,192 It's just a pity no one told Begbie. 725 01:05:05,600 --> 01:05:08,160 Fuck! Fuck! 726 01:05:08,360 --> 01:05:12,194 If you ask me, we're heterosexual by default, not by decision. 727 01:05:12,280 --> 01:05:14,475 It's just a question of whom you fancy. 728 01:05:14,560 --> 01:05:17,791 It's all about aesthetics and it's fuck all to do with morality. 729 01:05:18,200 --> 01:05:19,349 Fuck! 730 01:05:21,120 --> 01:05:22,792 But try telling Begbie that. 731 01:05:23,720 --> 01:05:26,154 I'm not a fucking buftie and that's the end of it. 732 01:05:26,440 --> 01:05:28,590 Let's face it, it could have been wonderful. 733 01:05:31,680 --> 01:05:34,797 Fucking listen to me, you piece of junkie shit. 734 01:05:35,400 --> 01:05:39,075 A joke's a fucking joke, you mention that again and I'll cut you up. 735 01:05:40,200 --> 01:05:41,713 You understand? 736 01:05:47,080 --> 01:05:51,278 Since I last saw him, Sick Boy had reinvented himself as a pimp and a pusher... 737 01:05:51,360 --> 01:05:53,749 ...and was here to mix business and pleasure... 738 01:05:53,840 --> 01:05:56,957 ...setting up contacts, as he constantly informed me... 739 01:05:57,040 --> 01:06:01,079 ...for the great smack deal that was one day going to make him rich. 740 01:06:06,480 --> 01:06:07,913 Good chips. 741 01:06:08,800 --> 01:06:10,791 I can't believe you did that. 742 01:06:13,600 --> 01:06:15,670 I got a good price for it. 743 01:06:15,920 --> 01:06:17,399 Rents, I need the money. 744 01:06:17,480 --> 01:06:19,436 It was my fucking telly. 745 01:06:20,240 --> 01:06:24,392 If I'd known you were going to get so humpty about it, I wouldn't have bothered. 746 01:06:27,240 --> 01:06:29,196 Fucking rented anyway. 747 01:06:30,160 --> 01:06:32,071 Are you going to eat that? 748 01:06:37,320 --> 01:06:40,232 - Have you got a passport? - Why? 749 01:06:40,920 --> 01:06:44,549 I met this bloke who runs a hotel, brothel. 750 01:06:44,880 --> 01:06:46,359 Loads of contacts. 751 01:06:46,440 --> 01:06:50,228 He does a nice sideline in punting British passports to foreigners. 752 01:06:50,520 --> 01:06:52,397 Get you a good price. 753 01:06:52,480 --> 01:06:54,436 Why would I want to sell my passport? 754 01:06:59,080 --> 01:07:00,798 It was just an idea. 755 01:07:02,440 --> 01:07:04,158 I had to get rid of them. 756 01:07:04,240 --> 01:07:07,277 Sick Boy didn't do his drug deal and he didn't get rich. 757 01:07:07,360 --> 01:07:11,069 Instead, he and Begbie just hung around my bed-sit looking for things to steal. 758 01:07:11,160 --> 01:07:14,277 I decided to offer them one of London's most desirable properties. 759 01:07:40,000 --> 01:07:41,797 They weren't paying any rent. 760 01:07:41,880 --> 01:07:44,519 So when my boss found two desperate suckers who would... 761 01:07:44,600 --> 01:07:47,160 ...Sick Boy and Begbie were bound to feel threatened. 762 01:07:48,520 --> 01:07:52,559 Lots of storage. All mod cons, £320 a week. 763 01:07:56,240 --> 01:07:57,514 And that was that. 764 01:07:58,360 --> 01:08:00,874 But by then we had another reason to go back. 765 01:08:01,000 --> 01:08:02,228 Tommy. 766 01:08:02,480 --> 01:08:06,234 Tommy knew he'd got the virus, but he never knew he'd gone full-blown. 767 01:08:07,440 --> 01:08:09,237 What was it, pneumonia or cancer? 768 01:08:09,320 --> 01:08:13,154 No, toxoplasmosis. It's like a stroke. 769 01:08:13,720 --> 01:08:15,073 How's that? 770 01:08:15,920 --> 01:08:17,478 He wanted to see Lizzy again. 771 01:08:18,960 --> 01:08:20,916 She would not let him near the house. 772 01:08:21,040 --> 01:08:23,634 So he bought her a present. He bought her this kitten. 773 01:08:24,680 --> 01:08:27,877 Lizzy told him where to stick it? Exactly. 774 01:08:27,960 --> 01:08:30,793 "I'm not wanting a cat," she says, "Get to fuck, right. " 775 01:08:31,280 --> 01:08:35,239 So there's Tommy, stuck with this kitten. You can imagine what happened. 776 01:08:35,320 --> 01:08:37,276 To those of us gathered here today... 777 01:08:37,960 --> 01:08:41,919 ...Thomas McKenzie filled a number of different roles in our lives. 778 01:08:42,160 --> 01:08:43,513 Thomas was a son... 779 01:08:43,600 --> 01:08:47,275 The thing was neglected, pissing and shitting all over the place. 780 01:08:47,360 --> 01:08:51,592 Tommy was lying about, fucked out of his eyeballs on smack or downers. 781 01:08:51,920 --> 01:08:55,117 He never knew you could get toxoplasmosis from cat shit. 782 01:08:56,280 --> 01:08:59,397 ...a loving man who had a great lust for life. 783 01:09:00,760 --> 01:09:03,877 - Neither did I. What is it? - Fucking horrible. 784 01:09:04,680 --> 01:09:08,070 - It's like an abscess in your brain. - Fucking hell! 785 01:09:08,160 --> 01:09:09,275 Then what happened? 786 01:09:09,800 --> 01:09:14,396 He starts getting these headaches, so he just uses more smack, for the pain. 787 01:09:15,280 --> 01:09:18,431 Then he has a stroke. A fucking stroke. 788 01:09:18,520 --> 01:09:20,033 Just like that. 789 01:09:21,080 --> 01:09:24,550 He gets home from the hospital and dies three weeks later. 790 01:09:25,120 --> 01:09:28,669 He'd been dead for ages before the neighbours complained of the smell... 791 01:09:28,760 --> 01:09:31,433 ...and got the police to break down the door. 792 01:09:31,560 --> 01:09:33,755 Tommy was lying face down in a pool of vomit. 793 01:09:33,840 --> 01:09:37,799 He has gone from us, but we have many things to remember him by. 794 01:09:38,760 --> 01:09:39,954 The kitten was fine. 795 01:09:40,040 --> 01:09:42,998 Would you all please rise now for the committal? 796 01:09:47,640 --> 01:09:50,632 "Did you think I would leave you crying 797 01:09:51,160 --> 01:09:55,039 "When there's room on my horse for two? 798 01:09:56,640 --> 01:10:00,599 "Climb up here, Tommy, don't be dying 799 01:10:01,160 --> 01:10:04,675 "I can go just as fast with two 800 01:10:05,560 --> 01:10:09,917 "When we grow up, we'll both be soldiers 801 01:10:10,200 --> 01:10:13,875 "And our horses will not be toys 802 01:10:15,000 --> 01:10:19,278 "And I wonder if we'll remember 803 01:10:19,720 --> 01:10:23,269 "When we were two little boys" 804 01:10:26,360 --> 01:10:28,237 Tommy. 805 01:10:33,200 --> 01:10:35,031 Did you tell him yet? 806 01:10:35,920 --> 01:10:37,069 On you go. 807 01:10:37,160 --> 01:10:38,275 What? 808 01:10:38,480 --> 01:10:41,916 There's this mate of Swanney's. You know him, Mikey Forrester. 809 01:10:42,000 --> 01:10:43,149 Aye. 810 01:10:46,400 --> 01:10:48,436 He's come into some gear. 811 01:10:48,920 --> 01:10:51,150 A lot of gear. How much gear? 812 01:10:53,200 --> 01:10:56,954 About two kilos. So he tells me. 813 01:10:58,120 --> 01:11:01,192 He got drunk in a pub down by the docks last week... 814 01:11:01,280 --> 01:11:03,396 ...where he met two Russian sailors. 815 01:11:03,920 --> 01:11:07,833 They're fucking carrying the stuff. For sale there and then, like. 816 01:11:07,920 --> 01:11:12,550 So, he wakes up next morning, realises what he's done... 817 01:11:12,640 --> 01:11:16,269 ...gets very fucking nervous. He wants rid of this, right? 818 01:11:16,600 --> 01:11:17,476 So? 819 01:11:17,560 --> 01:11:19,039 So, he met me... 820 01:11:19,400 --> 01:11:22,915 ...and I offered to take it off his hands at a very reasonable price... 821 01:11:23,080 --> 01:11:26,834 ...with the intention of punting it on myself to a guy I know in London. 822 01:11:27,320 --> 01:11:32,075 We've just come back from Tommy's funeral and you're talking about a skag deal? 823 01:11:33,240 --> 01:11:34,309 Aye. 824 01:11:38,080 --> 01:11:39,877 What was your price? 825 01:11:40,080 --> 01:11:42,196 £4,000. You haven't got £4,000. 826 01:11:42,280 --> 01:11:45,192 - We're £2,000 short. - Well, that's tough. 827 01:11:45,920 --> 01:11:49,595 Look, Mark, every cunt knows you've been saving up down in London. 828 01:11:49,680 --> 01:11:52,478 I'm sorry, boys, I do not have £2,000. 829 01:11:52,760 --> 01:11:54,478 Aye, you fucking do. 830 01:11:56,200 --> 01:11:57,918 I've seen your bank statement. 831 01:11:58,240 --> 01:11:59,798 For fuck's sake. 832 01:11:59,960 --> 01:12:04,476 £2,133. 833 01:12:04,840 --> 01:12:07,434 Two kilos. What is that, ten years? 834 01:12:07,720 --> 01:12:11,269 Mikey Forrester, Russian sailors, what the fuck are you boys on? 835 01:12:11,680 --> 01:12:13,272 You've already been to jail. 836 01:12:13,360 --> 01:12:15,669 Do you like it so much, you want to go back? 837 01:12:15,840 --> 01:12:17,319 I just want the money, Mark. 838 01:12:18,240 --> 01:12:22,995 If everybody keeps their fucking mouth shut, there'll be no cunt going to jail. 839 01:12:26,720 --> 01:12:29,188 I hadn't told anyone everything running though my mind... 840 01:12:29,280 --> 01:12:31,157 ...about what might happen in London. 841 01:12:31,360 --> 01:12:34,397 There were a lot of possibilities I didn't want to talk about. 842 01:12:34,480 --> 01:12:36,596 Ideas best kept to myself. 843 01:12:37,360 --> 01:12:39,590 What no one told me when we bought the smack... 844 01:12:39,680 --> 01:12:42,717 ...some lucky punter would have to try it out. 845 01:12:46,240 --> 01:12:50,233 Begbie didn't trust Spud and Sick Boy was too careful these days. 846 01:12:50,360 --> 01:12:55,070 So I rolled up my sleeve, I spiked my vein, and I did what had to be done. 847 01:12:58,840 --> 01:13:02,799 It's good. Oh, it's really fucking good. 848 01:13:07,960 --> 01:13:09,916 Yeah, that hit was good. 849 01:13:10,120 --> 01:13:12,918 I promised myself another one before we got to London. 850 01:13:13,000 --> 01:13:18,120 Just one, for old time's sake. Just to piss Begbie off. 851 01:13:19,080 --> 01:13:20,718 This was his nightmare. 852 01:13:20,800 --> 01:13:23,553 The dodgiest scam in a lifetime of dodgy scams. 853 01:13:23,640 --> 01:13:27,633 Being perpetrated with three of the most useless and unreliable fuck-ups in town. 854 01:13:28,720 --> 01:13:30,438 I knew what was going on in his mind. 855 01:13:30,520 --> 01:13:33,114 Any trouble in London, and he would dump us immediately. 856 01:13:33,200 --> 01:13:35,395 One way or another, he had to. 857 01:13:35,640 --> 01:13:39,349 If he got caught with a bag full of smack on top of that armed robbery shit... 858 01:13:39,440 --> 01:13:41,954 ...he was going down for 15 to 20. 859 01:13:42,280 --> 01:13:46,398 Begbie was hard. But not so hard that he didn't shite it off 20 years in prison. 860 01:13:54,080 --> 01:13:56,469 This was to be my final hit. 861 01:13:56,640 --> 01:14:01,156 But let's be clear about this. There are final hits and final hits. 862 01:14:01,440 --> 01:14:03,396 What kind was this to be? 863 01:14:08,160 --> 01:14:10,549 - Did you bring the cards? - What? 864 01:14:10,880 --> 01:14:13,678 The cards, the last thing I told you was to mind the cards. 865 01:14:14,000 --> 01:14:15,319 I've not brought them. 866 01:14:17,960 --> 01:14:20,474 It's fucking boring after a while without the cards. 867 01:14:20,560 --> 01:14:21,549 I'm sorry. 868 01:14:22,480 --> 01:14:24,835 - Bit fucking late. - Why didn't you bring them? 869 01:14:24,920 --> 01:14:28,515 'Cause I fucking told you to bring them, you doss cunt. 870 01:14:29,000 --> 01:14:29,989 Christ. 871 01:15:15,760 --> 01:15:17,432 These are your friends, right? 872 01:15:17,520 --> 01:15:20,398 These are the guys I mentioned. Okay. 873 01:15:20,560 --> 01:15:22,710 Is he here? Yeah, he's here. 874 01:15:22,800 --> 01:15:26,759 You didn't get followed? We didn't get followed. 875 01:15:26,840 --> 01:15:27,955 Okay. 876 01:15:44,600 --> 01:15:46,352 All right. Hi. 877 01:15:49,520 --> 01:15:51,829 Straight away he clocked us for what we were: 878 01:15:51,920 --> 01:15:54,480 Small-time wasters with an accidental big deal. 879 01:16:05,360 --> 01:16:06,554 Excuse me, gentlemen. 880 01:17:00,120 --> 01:17:01,872 How much would you like for this? 881 01:17:05,040 --> 01:17:06,632 £20,000. 882 01:17:08,200 --> 01:17:11,112 I don't think it's worth much more than £15,000. 883 01:17:11,200 --> 01:17:14,397 This was a real drag to him. He didn't need to negotiate. 884 01:17:14,720 --> 01:17:17,109 What were we going to do with it if he didn't buy it? 885 01:17:17,200 --> 01:17:19,794 Sell it on the streets? Fuck that. 886 01:17:20,120 --> 01:17:23,999 - Well, £19,000. - Terribly sorry, I can't go to £19,000. 887 01:17:26,760 --> 01:17:28,273 Well, fucking £16,000 then. 888 01:17:31,200 --> 01:17:33,953 Okay. Well, fucking £16,000 it is then. 889 01:17:38,760 --> 01:17:41,797 These, gentlemen, are £2,000 bundles. 890 01:17:42,240 --> 01:17:43,753 That's two. 891 01:17:44,840 --> 01:17:46,592 That's four. 892 01:17:46,680 --> 01:17:48,910 We settled on £16,000. 893 01:17:49,000 --> 01:17:52,151 He had a lot more in the suitcase, but it was better than nothing. 894 01:17:53,160 --> 01:17:54,354 ...make eight. 895 01:17:59,280 --> 01:18:01,635 Thank you very much, gentlemen. 896 01:18:01,760 --> 01:18:04,433 I'd like to say it's been a pleasure haggling with you. 897 01:18:04,520 --> 01:18:05,873 Fucking better be. 898 01:18:09,240 --> 01:18:10,275 Okay? 899 01:18:12,200 --> 01:18:13,872 Yes! 900 01:18:16,560 --> 01:18:19,074 Just for a moment it felt really great. 901 01:18:19,280 --> 01:18:22,556 Like we were all in it together, like friends, like it meant something. 902 01:18:22,640 --> 01:18:25,029 A moment like that, it can touch you deep inside. 903 01:18:25,120 --> 01:18:28,157 That doesn't last long. Not like £16,000. 904 01:18:28,240 --> 01:18:31,277 What about you, Spud? Any major investments on the horizon? 905 01:18:31,360 --> 01:18:34,636 Going to buy yourself an island? For fucking £4,000? 906 01:18:34,720 --> 01:18:37,678 One palm tree, a couple of rocks and a fucking sewage outflow. 907 01:18:40,320 --> 01:18:41,673 I don't know, man. 908 01:18:41,760 --> 01:18:43,910 I'm going to get something for my ma. 909 01:18:44,480 --> 01:18:47,552 Get some good speed, no bicarb. 910 01:18:48,200 --> 01:18:50,430 Then get a girl, take her out, treat her right. 911 01:18:50,520 --> 01:18:54,195 - And shag her senseless? - No, man, true love. True love. 912 01:18:55,040 --> 01:18:58,828 But I could really handle some hot sex with a Jewish princess tonight. 913 01:18:58,920 --> 01:19:01,115 - You daft cunt. - Or a Catholic. 914 01:19:01,200 --> 01:19:04,476 If you're going to waste it on a bird, you might as well leave it all to me. 915 01:19:04,560 --> 01:19:06,676 - Now get the drinks in. - I got a round already. 916 01:19:06,760 --> 01:19:09,513 I got the last one. It's your round, Franco. 917 01:19:10,760 --> 01:19:12,398 Okay. Same again? 918 01:19:12,480 --> 01:19:13,435 Right. 919 01:19:13,520 --> 01:19:15,078 I'm off for a piss. 920 01:19:15,240 --> 01:19:17,595 See when I get back that money's still here. 921 01:19:17,680 --> 01:19:19,830 The moment your back's turned we're out the door. 922 01:19:19,920 --> 01:19:23,549 - I'll be right fucking after you. - You'll never catch us, you flabby bastard. 923 01:19:23,920 --> 01:19:25,717 By the way, see, when I get back... 924 01:19:26,080 --> 01:19:28,753 We'll be halfway down the street with the money. 925 01:19:28,840 --> 01:19:32,355 I'd fucking kill you. I thought you might, Franco. 926 01:19:32,440 --> 01:19:34,112 Thought you might. 927 01:19:38,120 --> 01:19:39,872 Are you game for it? 928 01:19:40,280 --> 01:19:41,269 What? 929 01:19:43,480 --> 01:19:44,674 Well? 930 01:19:45,920 --> 01:19:47,239 Are you serious? 931 01:19:55,080 --> 01:19:57,878 I don't know. What do you think? 932 01:19:59,080 --> 01:20:01,992 - Still here, I see. - We wouldn't run out on a mate. 933 01:20:02,920 --> 01:20:04,194 Why not, I know I would. 934 01:20:05,640 --> 01:20:07,153 Where's Franco? 935 01:20:10,560 --> 01:20:13,313 For fuck's sake! Sorry. I'll buy you another. 936 01:20:13,400 --> 01:20:16,631 You've ruined my fucking suit, you fucking idiots. 937 01:20:16,720 --> 01:20:18,073 Sorry. I didn't mean it. 938 01:20:18,160 --> 01:20:20,276 Sorry is not going to dry me off, you cunt. 939 01:20:20,360 --> 01:20:23,113 Cool down, Franco. The man says he's sorry. 940 01:20:23,240 --> 01:20:25,515 Not sorry enough for being a fat cunt. 941 01:20:25,680 --> 01:20:26,635 Fuck you. 942 01:20:26,720 --> 01:20:30,030 If you can't hold a pint you shouldn't be in the pub. Now, fuck off. 943 01:20:45,280 --> 01:20:46,918 No, Frank, don't do it, man. 944 01:20:47,000 --> 01:20:49,275 Oh, fuck's sake. 945 01:20:49,880 --> 01:20:52,155 Fucking nice one, Franco. Shut it. 946 01:20:52,240 --> 01:20:55,471 You cut me, man. You were in my fucking way. 947 01:20:55,560 --> 01:20:56,754 Help! 948 01:20:59,480 --> 01:21:02,313 Anybody else want to get in my fucking way? 949 01:21:02,760 --> 01:21:03,829 You? 950 01:21:06,080 --> 01:21:07,149 You? 951 01:21:12,040 --> 01:21:13,314 Hey, Rent-boy. 952 01:21:14,760 --> 01:21:17,069 You bring me down a fucking smoke. 953 01:21:17,160 --> 01:21:20,277 We'd better go. I've got to go to the hospital. 954 01:21:20,360 --> 01:21:23,477 You're not going to any hospital. You're staying there. 955 01:21:26,760 --> 01:21:28,751 You bring me down a fucking cigarette. 956 01:21:35,120 --> 01:21:36,519 And the bag. 957 01:24:58,400 --> 01:25:01,472 Now I've justified this to myself in all sorts of ways. 958 01:25:01,720 --> 01:25:04,314 It wasn't a big deal, just a minor betrayal. 959 01:25:05,000 --> 01:25:08,231 Or we'd outgrown each other, you know, that sort of thing. 960 01:25:08,320 --> 01:25:11,995 But let's face it, I ripped them off, my so-called mates. 961 01:25:12,240 --> 01:25:14,435 But, Begbie, I couldn't give a shit about him. 962 01:25:14,760 --> 01:25:18,150 Sick Boy would have done the same to me if he'd only thought of it first. 963 01:25:19,760 --> 01:25:24,072 And Spud, okay, I felt sorry for Spud. He never hurt anybody. 964 01:25:30,040 --> 01:25:31,359 Bastard! 965 01:25:38,360 --> 01:25:39,873 Bastard! 966 01:25:51,720 --> 01:25:53,039 Open up now! 967 01:25:55,040 --> 01:25:56,314 Bastard! 968 01:25:57,120 --> 01:25:58,678 So, why did I do it? 969 01:25:59,680 --> 01:26:02,478 I could offer a million answers, all false. 970 01:26:02,560 --> 01:26:04,596 The truth is that I'm a bad person. 971 01:26:04,680 --> 01:26:07,877 But that is going to change. I'm going to change. 972 01:26:07,960 --> 01:26:09,951 This is the last of that sort of thing. 973 01:26:10,040 --> 01:26:13,715 Now I'm cleaning up and I'm moving on, going straight and choosing life. 974 01:26:14,000 --> 01:26:16,070 I'm looking forward to it already. 975 01:26:16,160 --> 01:26:18,151 I'm going to be just like you. 976 01:26:18,240 --> 01:26:20,595 The job, the family, the fucking big television. 977 01:26:20,680 --> 01:26:24,309 The washing machine, the car, the compact disc, an electrical tin opener... 978 01:26:24,400 --> 01:26:26,868 ...good health, low cholesterol, dental insurance... 979 01:26:26,960 --> 01:26:30,396 ...mortgage, starter home, leisure wear, luggage, three-piece suite... 980 01:26:30,480 --> 01:26:34,792 ...DIY, game shows, junk food, children, walks in the park, 9:00 to 5:00... 981 01:26:34,880 --> 01:26:38,316 ...good at golf, washing the car, choice of sweaters, family Christmas... 982 01:26:38,400 --> 01:26:40,960 ...indexed pension, tax exemption, clearing gutters... 983 01:26:41,040 --> 01:26:43,554 ...getting by, looking ahead, the day you die.