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It's been a while since I was

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...up here in front of you maybe i'll stick to the cards

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There's been speculation that I was involved in the events
that occurred on the freeway and the rooftop.

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I'm sorry, Mr. Stark, but do you
honestly expect us to believe that

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that was  bodyguard
in a suit

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that conveniently appeared,
despite the fact that you historically despise bodyguards?

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Yes.

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And this mysterious bodyguard was...

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...somehow equipped with...

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...an undisclosed Stark high-tech
powered battle suit?

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I know that it's confusing.

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It is one thing
to question the official story

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and another thing entirely to make wild accusations
or insinuate that I'm a superhero.

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I mean, let's face it I'm not,
the heroic type.

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I've a laundry list of character defects,
all the mistakes that I've made...

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largely public.

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The truth is...

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...I am Iron Man.

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Ivan ...

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Ivan?

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That should be you.

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Do not listen to these morons.

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I'm sorry.

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I can only offer you
my knowledge.

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Iron Man stabilizes East-West relations

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7-0 at 30 knots.
Holding steady at 15000 feet.

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You are clear for exfiltration
over the drop zone.

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Six months later

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It's good to be back!

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You missed me.

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- Blow something up!
- Blow something up?

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I already did that.

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I'm not saying that the world is enjoying...

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...its longest period of
uninterrupted peace in years...

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because of me.

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I'm not saying...

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...that from the ashes of captivity...

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...never has a greater Phoenix metaphor
been personified in human history.

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I'm not saying...

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...that Uncle Sam can kick back
on a lawn chair,...

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...sipping on iced tea,...

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...because I haven't come across anyone
who's man enough...

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...to go toe to toe with me
on my best day!

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- I love you Tony!
- Please. It's not about me.

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It's not about you.

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It's not even about us.
It's about legacy.

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It's about what we choose to leave behind
for future generations.

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And that's why for the next year...

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and for the first time since 1974,...

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...the best and brightest men and women

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...of nations and corporations the world over...

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will pool their resources
share their collective vision,

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to leave behind
a brighter future.

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It's not about us!

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Therefore, what I am saying,
if I'm saying anything,

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...is welcome back to the Stark Expo!

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Now, making a special guest appearance
from the great beyond,

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to tell you what it's all about,

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please welcome my father, Howard.

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Everything is achievable through technology.

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Better living.
Robust health.

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And for the first time in human history,

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the possibility of world peace.

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So from all of us here at Stark Industries,
I would like to personally introduce you to

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The city of the future.

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technology holds infinite possibilities
for mankind.

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Blood toxicity 19%

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soon, technology will affect
the way you live your life every day.

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No more tedious work,

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leaving more time,
leisure activities

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and enjoying sweet life.

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The Stark Expo.
Welcome.

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We are coming to you live from the kick-off
of the Stark Expo

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where Tony Stark
has just walked onstage.

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Don't worry if you can't make it down here now,

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because this expo goes on all year long.

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And I'm gonna be here checking out
all the attractions

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and the pavillions and the inventions
from all around the world.

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It's a zoo out there, watch out alright.

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Open up. Let's go.

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Nice to see you, alright.

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Thank you.
I remember you.

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- Call me.
- Hey, come on ...

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Hi there, dear friend.

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It'll be a pleasure.

86
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- See ya buddy.
- This is Larry.

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The oracle of goracle.
What a pleasure, nice to see you.

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Call me.

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- Larry King.
- Larry!

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Yes, my people, my people.

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- Did it go pretty mellow?
- It wasn't so bad.

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- No, it's perfect.

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Look what we got here,
the new model.

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- Hey, does she come with the car?
- I certainly hope so.

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Hi. And you are?

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- Marshall. - Irish. I like it.
- Pleased to meet you Tony

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I'm on the wheel, you mind?

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- Where you from?
- Bedford.

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- What are you doing here?
- Looking for you.

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Yeah? You found me.

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- What are you up to later?
- Serving subpoenas.

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Yikes.

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- He doesn't like to be handed things.
- Yeah I have a peeve.

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You are hereby ordered to appear before
the Senate Armed Services Committee

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tomorrow morning at 9 am.

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- Can I see a badge? - You wanna see the badge?
- He likes the badge.

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- You still like it?
- Yup.

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- How far are we from D.C.?
- D.C.?

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250 miles.

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Mr. Stark, can we pick up now
where we left off?

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Mr. Stark?

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- Please.
- Yes, dear?

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- Can I have your attention?
- Absolutely.

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Do you or do you not possess a specialized weapon?

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- I do not.
- You do not?

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- I do not, well it depends how you define
the word weapon. - The Iron Man weapon.

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My device does not fit
that description.

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- Well, how would you describe your..?
- I would describe it by defining it as what it is, sir.

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- As?
- It's a high-tech prosthesis.

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That is, that's actually the most apt description
I could make of it.

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- It's a weapon Mr Stark I hate to inform you it's a weapon.
- Please, if your priority was actually the well-being...

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My priority is to get the Iron Man weapon
turned over to the people of the United States of America.

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Well, you can forget it.

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I am Iron Man.
The suit and I are one.

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To turn over the Iron Man suit would be
to turn over myself, which is tantamount to

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indentured servitude or prostitution

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depending on what state you're in.

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- I can't have it.
- Look, I am no expert.

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In prostitution? Of course not,
you're a senator, come on!

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I'm not an expert in weapons.

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But we have somebody here who is an expert
on weapons. I would now like to call Justin Hammer

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Our current primary weapons contractor.

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Let the record reflect that I observe
Mr. Hammer entering the chamber

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and I am wondering...

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if and when any
actual expert will also be in attendance.

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Absolutely. I am no expert.

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I defer to you, Anthony.

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You're the wonder boy.

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Senator, if I may...

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I may well not be an expert,
but you know who was the expert?

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Your dad!

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Howard Stark.
Really a father to us all.

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and to the millitary-industrial age.

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Let's just be clear, he was no flower child.
He was a lion.

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We all know why we are here:

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In the last six months,

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Anthony Stark has created
a sword with untold possibilities.

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And yet I insists it's a shield.

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He asks us to trust him

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as we cower behind it.

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I wish I were comforted, Anthony.
I really do.

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I'd like to leave my door unlocked
when I leave the house,

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but this ain't Canada.

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You know we live in a world
of grave threats,

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threats that Mr. Stark
will not always be able to foresee.

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Thank you. God bless
Iron Man, God bless America.

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Well said, Mr. Hammer.

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The committee would now like to invite

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Lieut. Col. James Rhodes to the chamber.

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Rhodey?

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Hey, buddy. Didn't expect
to see you here.

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Look, it's me. I'm here. Deal with it.
Let's move on.

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- I just ...
- Drop it. - Alright, I'll drop it.

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I have before me a complete report on
the Iron Man weapon

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compiled by Colonel Rhodes.

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and Colonel, for the record,
can you please read page 57, paragraph 4?

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You're requesting that I read specific selections
from my report, senator?

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Yes, sir.

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My understanding that I was going to be
testifying in a much more comprehensive and detailed manner.

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I understand, a lot of things have changed today.

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You do understand that reading a single paragraph out of
context does not reflect the summary of my finding?

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Just read it, Colonel. I do. Thank you.

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Very well.

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As he does not operate within any
definable branch of government,

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The Iron Man presents a potential threat
to the security of both the nation

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and to her interests.

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I did, however, go on to summarize that the benefits
of Iron Man far outweigh the liabilities

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and that it would be in our interest

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to fold Mr Stark into the existing
chain of command.

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I'm not a joiner but I'll consider Secretary of
Defense, if you ask nice.

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We can amend the hours a little bit.

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I'd like to go on and show, if I may,
the imagery that's connected to your report.

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I believe it is somewhat premature to reveal
these images to the general public at this time.

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With all due respect, Colonel, I understand.
And if you could just narrate those for us,

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we'd be very grateful.

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Show the images.

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Intelligence suggests that the
devices seen in these photos

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are in fact attempts at making manned copies

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of Mr. Stark's suit.

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This has been corroborated by our allies

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and local intelligence on the ground

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indicating that these suits are

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quite possibly at this moment operational.

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Hold on a second buddy, let me see.

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There's something here.
Oh, boy I'm good.

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Now can I get more screens.

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I need them.
Time for a little transparency.

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- Let's see what's really going on.
- What is he doing?

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00:16:00,917 --> 00:16:03,515
If you'll direct your attention to said screens,

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00:16:03,523 --> 00:16:06,123
I believe that's North Korea.

201
00:16:15,170 --> 00:16:16,963
Can you turn that off? Take it off.

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00:16:16,964 --> 00:16:18,989
Iran.

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00:16:21,497 --> 00:16:24,361
No grave, immediate threat here.

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00:16:24,418 --> 00:16:26,343
Is that Justin Hammer?

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00:16:26,493 --> 00:16:29,030
How did Hammer get in here?

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00:16:29,031 --> 00:16:31,001
Justin, you're on TV, focus up.

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00:16:42,456 --> 00:16:46,702
Wow. Yeah, I'd say most countries, 5-10 years away.

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- Hammer Industries 20.
- I'd like to point out that that test pilot survived.

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00:16:50,802 --> 00:16:54,052
I think we got the point that he's making.
I don't think there's any reason...

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00:16:54,139 --> 00:16:55,720
The point is you're welcome, I guess.

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00:16:55,721 --> 00:16:58,319
- For what?
- Because, I'm your nuclear deterrent.

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00:16:58,633 --> 00:17:00,897
It's working. We're safe.
America is secure.

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00:17:00,928 --> 00:17:03,088
You want my property?
You can't have it!

214
00:17:03,089 --> 00:17:05,276
But did I you a big favor.

215
00:17:05,279 --> 00:17:07,956
I've successfully privatized world peace.

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00:17:11,066 --> 00:17:12,505
What more do you want?

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00:17:12,942 --> 00:17:14,274
For now!

218
00:17:14,896 --> 00:17:17,720
I'm tired of all of these ass clowns!

219
00:17:18,191 --> 00:17:20,724
Fuck you Mr Stark.
Fuck you buddy.

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00:17:21,271 --> 00:17:23,575
- We're adjourned, we're adjourned for today.
- Okay

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00:17:23,913 --> 00:17:25,653
You've been a delight.

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My bond is with the people.

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And I will serve this great nation

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at the pleasure of myself.

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00:17:39,488 --> 00:17:42,500
One thing I've proven
is that you can count on me ...

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...to pleasure myself.

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00:18:19,616 --> 00:18:22,692
- Wake up, daddy's home.
- Welcome home, sir.

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00:18:22,779 --> 00:18:25,449
Congratulations on the opening ceremonies.
They were such a success.

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as was your Senate hearing.

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00:18:27,916 --> 00:18:32,645
And may I say how refreshing it is to finally
see you in a video with your clothing on, sir?

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00:18:35,676 --> 00:18:36,999
You!

232
00:18:37,554 --> 00:18:41,072
I swear to god I'll dismantle you, I'll switch
your motherboard and turn you into wine rack.

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00:18:42,904 --> 00:18:46,009
How many ounces a day of this gargle
am I supposed to drink?

234
00:18:46,010 --> 00:18:49,702
We are up to 80 ounces a day
to counteract the symptoms, sir.

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00:18:51,160 --> 00:18:52,933
Check palladium levels.

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Blood toxicity: 24%

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00:18:58,776 --> 00:19:03,111
It appears that the continued use of the
Iron Man suit is accelerating your condition.

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00:19:05,201 --> 00:19:07,299
Another core has been depleted.

239
00:19:11,058 --> 00:19:12,563
God, they're running out quick.

240
00:19:12,809 --> 00:19:15,284
I have run simulations
on every known element

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00:19:15,285 --> 00:19:18,895
and none can serve as a viable replacement for
the palladium core.

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00:19:21,844 --> 00:19:24,092
You are running out of both time
and options.

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00:19:28,685 --> 00:19:32,585
Unfortunately, the device
that's keeping you alive, is also killing you.

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00:19:34,602 --> 00:19:37,548
Ms. Potts is approaching.
I recommended that you inform her of...

245
00:19:37,549 --> 00:19:38,829
Mute.

246
00:19:42,247 --> 00:19:43,543
Is this a joke?

247
00:19:45,180 --> 00:19:46,395
What are you thinking?

248
00:19:46,432 --> 00:19:48,040
- What?
- What are you thinking?

249
00:19:48,084 --> 00:19:51,241
Hey, I'm thinking I'm busy
and you're angry about something.

250
00:19:51,731 --> 00:19:53,145
Do you have the sniffles? I don't wanna get sick.
Keep your distance

251
00:19:53,146 --> 00:19:57,824
Did you just donate our entire
modern art collection to the...

252
00:19:58,314 --> 00:20:00,190
- Boy Scouts of America?
- Yes it is a...

253
00:20:00,191 --> 00:20:01,964
worthwhile organization.

254
00:20:01,965 --> 00:20:05,326
I didn't physically check the crates,
but basically yes.

255
00:20:05,327 --> 00:20:07,561
And it's not our collection, it's my collection. No offense.

256
00:20:07,664 --> 00:20:11,306
No, you know what I think I'm actually entitled to say
Our collection,

257
00:20:11,307 --> 00:20:15,511
considering the time that I've put in
over 10 years curating that.

258
00:20:15,512 --> 00:20:16,755
It's a tax write-off, I needed that.

259
00:20:16,757 --> 00:20:19,023
You know, there's only about 8,011 things

260
00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:21,839
that I really need to talk to you about.

261
00:20:21,840 --> 00:20:24,888
Dummy, hey stop now the bridgeport's already
machining that part.

262
00:20:24,922 --> 00:20:27,221
The expo is a gigantic waste of time.

263
00:20:27,286 --> 00:20:30,930
- I need you to wear a surgical mask until
you're feeling better is that okay? - That's rude.

264
00:20:30,931 --> 00:20:32,567
There's nothing more important to me than the Expo.

265
00:20:32,599 --> 00:20:34,048
It's my primary point of concern. I don't know why you...

266
00:20:34,049 --> 00:20:37,370
The Expo is your ego gone crazy.

267
00:20:37,516 --> 00:20:39,053
Wow, look at that.

268
00:20:40,073 --> 00:20:43,016
That's modern art.
That's going up.

269
00:20:43,035 --> 00:20:44,837
- You've got to be kidding me.
- I'm gonna put this up right now.

270
00:20:45,402 --> 00:20:48,163
Stark is in complete disarray. Do you understand that?

271
00:20:48,217 --> 00:20:50,321
No, our stocks have never been higher...

272
00:20:50,322 --> 00:20:54,660
- Yes from a managerial standpoint. - Well if it's messy,
then let's double back. Let's move on to another subject.

273
00:20:54,661 --> 00:20:58,531
Oh, no no no, you are not taking down the
Barnett Newman and hanging that up!

274
00:20:58,532 --> 00:21:01,136
I'm not taking it down, I'm just replacing it
with this, let's see where I can get...

275
00:21:01,236 --> 00:21:02,761
Ok fine. My point is

276
00:21:02,800 --> 00:21:06,350
We have already awarded contracts
to the windfarm people,

277
00:21:06,351 --> 00:21:08,158
Don't say windfarm, I'm already feeling gassy.

278
00:21:08,159 --> 00:21:10,079
And to the Plastic Plantation Tree,
which was your idea by the way.

279
00:21:10,141 --> 00:21:13,000
- Those people are on payroll, and you won't
make a decision. - Everything was my idea,

280
00:21:13,031 --> 00:21:14,849
I don't care about the liberal agenda anymore.

281
00:21:14,850 --> 00:21:17,235
It's boring, boring!
I'm giving you a boring order,

282
00:21:17,236 --> 00:21:18,408
you do it.

283
00:21:18,487 --> 00:21:19,763
I do what?

284
00:21:19,764 --> 00:21:22,263
Excellent idea, I just figured this out.
You run the company.

285
00:21:22,675 --> 00:21:24,738
- Yeah, i'm trying to run the company.
- Pepper, I need you to run the company.

286
00:21:24,760 --> 00:21:28,806
- Well stop trying to do it and do it.
- You will not give me the information that I need

287
00:21:28,807 --> 00:21:31,191
- I need you to do it.
- I am trying to do it but...

288
00:21:31,192 --> 00:21:34,150
You're not listening to me. I'm trying to make you CEO.

289
00:21:34,186 --> 00:21:36,027
Why won't you let me?

290
00:21:36,754 --> 00:21:38,267
Have you been drinking?

291
00:21:38,918 --> 00:21:40,282
Uh, chlorophyl.

292
00:21:41,614 --> 00:21:44,529
I hereby irrevocably appoint you

293
00:21:44,533 --> 00:21:47,240
Chairman and CEO
of Stark Industries effective immediately.

294
00:21:50,135 --> 00:21:51,515
Yeah, done deal.

295
00:21:53,596 --> 00:21:56,121
Actually, I've given this a fair amount of thought.

296
00:21:56,137 --> 00:21:59,210
believe it or not. Been doing a bit of
a headhunting so to speak...

297
00:22:00,284 --> 00:22:03,410
trying to figure out who
a worthy successor would be.

298
00:22:04,123 --> 00:22:05,754
And then I realized ...

299
00:22:08,545 --> 00:22:11,269
it's you.
It's always been you.

300
00:22:13,043 --> 00:22:14,764
I thought there'd be a legal issue,
but actually

301
00:22:14,816 --> 00:22:17,475
I'm capable of appointing my successor,

302
00:22:18,324 --> 00:22:20,138
my successor being you.

303
00:22:22,728 --> 00:22:24,216
Congratulations!

304
00:22:25,765 --> 00:22:26,841
Take it, just take it.

305
00:22:26,843 --> 00:22:28,879
- I don't know what to think.
- Don't think, drink.

306
00:23:16,823 --> 00:23:20,225
Notary is here! Can you please come
sign the transfer paperworks?

307
00:23:20,226 --> 00:23:21,527
I'm on Happy's count!

308
00:23:28,365 --> 00:23:29,432
- Sorry.
- What the hell was that?

309
00:23:29,433 --> 00:23:31,434
It's called mixed martial arts.
It's been around for three weeks.

310
00:23:31,518 --> 00:23:34,147
It's called dirty boxing.
There's nothing new about it.

311
00:23:39,493 --> 00:23:43,618
I promise you this is the only time
I will ask you to sign over your company.

312
00:23:45,558 --> 00:23:47,540
I need you to initial each box.

313
00:23:48,452 --> 00:23:50,653
Lesson one:
Never take your eye off...

314
00:23:53,449 --> 00:23:54,603
That's it I'm done.

315
00:23:54,604 --> 00:23:56,831
- What's your name, lady?
- Rushman, Natalie Rushman.

316
00:23:56,832 --> 00:23:58,557
Front and center, come in to the church.

317
00:23:58,558 --> 00:24:02,454
- No, you're seriously not gonna...
- If it pleases the Court, which it does.

318
00:24:02,455 --> 00:24:05,747
- No problem.
- I'm sorry. He's very eccentric.

319
00:24:19,476 --> 00:24:20,646
What?

320
00:24:24,640 --> 00:24:26,672
- Can you give her a lesson?
- No problem.

321
00:24:28,684 --> 00:24:29,758
What?

322
00:24:30,558 --> 00:24:31,733
Who is she?

323
00:24:31,734 --> 00:24:34,380
She is from legal and she is potentially

324
00:24:34,381 --> 00:24:37,842
a very expensive sexual harassment lawsuit

325
00:24:37,843 --> 00:24:40,102
- if you keep ogling her like that.
- I need an assistant boxer. I need an assistant.

326
00:24:40,103 --> 00:24:43,725
Yes, and I have three excellent potential candidates
that are lined up and ready to beat you.

327
00:24:43,726 --> 00:24:47,977
- I don't have time to meet. I need someone now
I feel like it's her. - No it's not.

328
00:24:48,314 --> 00:24:49,779
- You ever boxed before?
- I have, yes.

329
00:24:49,780 --> 00:24:53,030
Like Tae Bo, booty boot camp, crunch,
something like that?

330
00:24:53,944 --> 00:24:57,598
- How do we spell your name Natalie?
- R-U-S-H-M-A-N.

331
00:24:57,599 --> 00:25:00,898
- What are you gonna google her now?
- I thought I was ogling her.

332
00:25:02,027 --> 00:25:06,033
- Oh wow. Very, very impressive individual...
- You're so predictable, you know that?

333
00:25:06,034 --> 00:25:07,879
she's fluent in French,
Italian, Russian, Latin...

334
00:25:07,911 --> 00:25:09,130
Who speaks Latin?

335
00:25:09,141 --> 00:25:11,541
No one speaks Latin. It's a dead language.

336
00:25:12,696 --> 00:25:16,046
You can read Latin or you can write, but you can't
speak Latin so...

337
00:25:16,047 --> 00:25:18,268
- Did you model in Tokyo?
Cause she modelled in Tokyo. - No.

338
00:25:18,341 --> 00:25:19,718
I need her, she's got everything that I need.

339
00:25:19,719 --> 00:25:22,051
Rule number one: Never take your eye off
your opponent.

340
00:25:24,306 --> 00:25:26,064
Oh my God!

341
00:25:28,136 --> 00:25:30,702
- Happy!
- That's what I'm talking about.

342
00:25:30,712 --> 00:25:32,882
- I slipped.
- You did?

343
00:25:32,903 --> 00:25:34,654
Looks like a TKO to me.

344
00:25:37,732 --> 00:25:41,986
- Just, um, I need your impression.
- You have quite reserved, I don't know...

345
00:25:41,987 --> 00:25:44,627
- I meant your fingerprints.
- Right.

346
00:25:47,377 --> 00:25:50,584
- So, how're we doing?
- Great. Just half done,... hey.

347
00:25:52,115 --> 00:25:53,405
You're the boss.

348
00:25:54,092 --> 00:25:55,160
Will that be all, Mr. Stark?

349
00:25:55,161 --> 00:25:56,125
- No.
- Yes.

350
00:25:56,126 --> 00:25:58,557
That will be all, Ms. Rushman.
Thank you very much.

351
00:26:02,082 --> 00:26:03,688
- I want one.
- No.

352
00:26:14,597 --> 00:26:17,246
Welcome to the Historic Grand Prix
of Monaco.

353
00:26:17,308 --> 00:26:20,374
This year's race will be exciting...

354
00:26:38,046 --> 00:26:41,850
It's Europe, whatever happens the next
twenty minutes just go with it.

355
00:26:41,851 --> 00:26:43,559
- Mr. Stark?
- Hey

356
00:26:43,624 --> 00:26:45,437
- How was your flight?
- It was excellent.

357
00:26:45,541 --> 00:26:48,850
- Oh it's nice to see you.
- We have one photographer from the ACM if you don't mind.

358
00:26:50,357 --> 00:26:52,510
- When did this happen?
- You made me do it.

359
00:26:52,511 --> 00:26:54,964
- I made you do what?
- Smile and you. Look there.

360
00:26:55,372 --> 00:26:56,507
Stop acting constipated.

361
00:26:56,508 --> 00:26:58,139
- You are so predictable.
- Do not inflate your nostrils.

362
00:26:58,140 --> 00:27:00,036
- Right this way.
- Thanks, you look fantastic.

363
00:27:00,037 --> 00:27:02,703
- Why thank you very much.
- But that's unprofessional. What's on the docket?

364
00:27:02,970 --> 00:27:04,691
We have a 9.30 dinner.

365
00:27:04,913 --> 00:27:08,295
- Perfect I'll be there at 11. Is this ours?
- It can be.

366
00:27:08,610 --> 00:27:09,929
Great, make it ours.

367
00:27:10,442 --> 00:27:12,988
Mr. Musk, how are you?

368
00:27:12,989 --> 00:27:14,887
- Congratulations on the promotion.
- Thank you very much.

369
00:27:14,888 --> 00:27:17,144
Elon, those Merlin engines
are fantastic.

370
00:27:17,145 --> 00:27:19,147
Thanks. I got an idea
for an electric jet.

371
00:27:19,148 --> 00:27:21,455
You do? Then we'll make it work.

372
00:27:22,824 --> 00:27:25,514
- You want a massage? - Oh god no I don't want a massage.
- I'll have Natalie make an appointment.

373
00:27:25,515 --> 00:27:27,557
I do not want Natalie to do anything.

374
00:27:27,558 --> 00:27:29,665
- By the way I didn't mean to spring this on you.
- Thank you very much.

375
00:27:29,748 --> 00:27:31,544
Green is not your best color.

376
00:27:31,555 --> 00:27:33,405
Anthony, is that you?

377
00:27:33,406 --> 00:27:35,922
My least favorite person on earth,
Justin Hammer. - How you doing?

378
00:27:36,218 --> 00:27:39,069
You're not the only rich guy here
with a fancy car.

379
00:27:39,282 --> 00:27:42,149
You know Christine Everhart
from Vanity Fair? You guys know each other?

380
00:27:42,150 --> 00:27:43,527
- Hi.
- Yes.

381
00:27:43,716 --> 00:27:45,337
- Yes!
- Yes, roughly.

382
00:27:45,508 --> 00:27:47,519
BTW, big story,

383
00:27:47,594 --> 00:27:49,917
The new CEO of Stark Industries.

384
00:27:50,289 --> 00:27:52,317
- Congratulations.
- My editor will kill me ...

385
00:27:52,318 --> 00:27:54,144
... if I don't grab a quote
for our Powerful Women issue.
- Oh.

386
00:27:54,196 --> 00:27:55,708
- Can I?
- Sure.

387
00:27:55,727 --> 00:27:57,859
She's actually doing a big spread on me
for Vanity Fair.

388
00:27:57,917 --> 00:28:00,155
- I am.
- I thought I'd throw her a bone, you know.

389
00:28:01,643 --> 00:28:05,005
She did quite a spread on
Tony last year.

390
00:28:05,006 --> 00:28:07,887
- And she wrote a story as well.
- It was very impressive.

391
00:28:07,888 --> 00:28:09,598
- That was good.
- Very well done.

392
00:28:10,705 --> 00:28:12,832
- I'm gonna go wash.
- Do not leave me.

393
00:28:12,833 --> 00:28:15,839
- How you doing? You look great.
- Please, this is hard.

394
00:28:17,157 --> 00:28:20,834
- So is this the first time that...
- Oh, god that's so awful.

395
00:28:21,742 --> 00:28:24,252
Listen, it's the first time you've seen each other
since the Senate?

396
00:28:24,253 --> 00:28:28,071
- Since he got his contract revoked.
- Actually, it's on hold.

397
00:28:28,113 --> 00:28:29,322
That's not what I heard.

398
00:28:29,335 --> 00:28:32,128
What's the difference between
on hold and canceled? The truth?

399
00:28:32,129 --> 00:28:34,569
No. The truth is, oh put that away,

400
00:28:34,570 --> 00:28:38,949
The truth is I'm actually hoping to
present something at your expo.

401
00:28:39,404 --> 00:28:42,238
Well, if you invent something that works,
I'll make sure I get you a slot.

402
00:28:42,324 --> 00:28:44,168
- Mr. Stark?
- Yes.

403
00:28:44,294 --> 00:28:45,796
- He's kidding,...
- Your corner table is ready.

404
00:28:46,032 --> 00:28:48,492
- I actually have a slot, yes I do.
- Hammer needs a 'slot.'

405
00:28:48,727 --> 00:28:52,744
- We'll give him. - We kid, we're kidders.

406
00:29:14,771 --> 00:29:16,320
Got any other bad ideas?

407
00:29:26,327 --> 00:29:28,554
Tony and I, Tony,
I love Tony Stark.

408
00:29:28,621 --> 00:29:30,525
Tony loves me.
We're not competitors.

409
00:29:30,526 --> 00:29:34,284
Him being out of the picture created tremendous
opportunity for Hammer Industries you know.

410
00:29:35,616 --> 00:29:38,179
Everything that Tony and I do is a healthy...

411
00:29:38,194 --> 00:29:40,996
What's the use of having and owning
a race car,

412
00:29:41,977 --> 00:29:43,288
...competition.

413
00:29:43,344 --> 00:29:44,660
...if you don't drive it?

414
00:29:46,333 --> 00:29:47,838
Is he driving?

415
00:29:54,810 --> 00:29:56,433
Natalie! Natalie!

416
00:29:57,384 --> 00:29:58,691
- Yes?
- Did you know about this?

417
00:29:58,692 --> 00:30:00,480
This is the first time I hear it.

418
00:30:01,733 --> 00:30:04,274
- That cannot happen.
- Absolutely, I understand. How can I help you?

419
00:30:04,275 --> 00:30:06,018
- Where is Happy?
- He's waiting outside.

420
00:30:06,019 --> 00:30:07,493
- Ok get him, I need Happy.
- Right away.

421
00:30:08,533 --> 00:30:10,394
Tony is, we're, you know...

422
00:30:10,513 --> 00:30:13,002
We're not competitive.
You know what I mean?

423
00:30:13,367 --> 00:30:14,701
You know what?
Can you excuse me just one second?

424
00:30:14,723 --> 00:30:16,890
- Why don't you just read me what you wrote?
- I will.

425
00:30:16,925 --> 00:30:20,204
- After I make one quick phone call.
- Where are you going?

426
00:30:20,205 --> 00:30:22,829
- I got some caviar coming.
- This is great stuff, I'll be right back!

427
00:31:37,877 --> 00:31:40,872
That asshole just goes inside the track!

428
00:32:14,377 --> 00:32:16,329
God!

429
00:32:23,450 --> 00:32:24,673
Go, go!

430
00:32:28,231 --> 00:32:29,300
Hang on!

431
00:33:38,198 --> 00:33:40,027
- Give me the case.
- Here, take it.

432
00:33:40,692 --> 00:33:41,825
- Where is the key!
- It's in my pocket.

433
00:33:41,826 --> 00:33:43,267
Car!

434
00:34:54,749 --> 00:34:57,330
- Are you okay?
- Yeah.

435
00:34:58,094 --> 00:35:00,371
- Were you heading for me or him?
- I wanted to scare him.

436
00:35:00,372 --> 00:35:02,459
- Cause I can't tell!
- Are you out of your mind?

437
00:35:02,460 --> 00:35:03,966
- Better security.
- Get in the car!

438
00:35:03,967 --> 00:35:05,781
- I was attacked!
- You're a jerk!

439
00:35:05,852 --> 00:35:06,946
- We need better security.
- Get in the car!

440
00:35:06,947 --> 00:35:10,285
Better security measures!
God it's embarrassing.

441
00:35:11,306 --> 00:35:13,081
First vacation in two years.

442
00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:19,450
Oh  my god!

443
00:35:21,123 --> 00:35:23,370
- I got him!
- Hit him again, hit him again!

444
00:35:23,523 --> 00:35:25,327
Give me the case.

445
00:35:27,281 --> 00:35:30,802
- I hit him!
- Give me the case!

446
00:35:31,441 --> 00:35:34,494
Give him the case!

447
00:35:40,017 --> 00:35:41,180
Oh, god!

448
00:35:43,295 --> 00:35:46,184
Give me the case! Please!
Come on!

449
00:37:18,173 --> 00:37:19,837
You'll lose!

450
00:37:26,099 --> 00:37:29,374
You'll lose. You'll lose, Stark.

451
00:37:47,275 --> 00:37:51,610
We've checked his fingerprints. Nothing.
Not even a name.

452
00:37:51,660 --> 00:37:54,041
- Where are we going?
- There.

453
00:37:54,362 --> 00:37:56,436
He may not understand us.

454
00:37:56,448 --> 00:37:59,720
In fact, he has not even spoken.

455
00:37:59,790 --> 00:38:01,047
Five minutes.

456
00:38:22,393 --> 00:38:25,969
Pretty decent tech. Cycles
per second were a little low.

457
00:38:31,761 --> 00:38:33,551
You could double up your rotations,

458
00:38:37,469 --> 00:38:40,234
You focused the Repulsor energy
through ionized plasma channels.

459
00:38:40,284 --> 00:38:42,111
Effective.

460
00:38:42,340 --> 00:38:45,832
Not very efficient.
But it's passable enough though.

461
00:38:47,398 --> 00:38:50,992
I don't get it. With a little fine tuning
you could've made a solid paycheck,

462
00:38:50,993 --> 00:38:53,053
if you sold it to North Korea,
China,

463
00:38:53,365 --> 00:38:56,633
Iran, or gone right to
the black market.

464
00:38:57,578 --> 00:38:59,474
You look like you got friends in low places.

465
00:39:00,658 --> 00:39:02,564
You come from a

466
00:39:02,941 --> 00:39:06,217
family of thieves and butchers.

467
00:39:07,530 --> 00:39:09,947
And now,
like all guilty men,

468
00:39:10,847 --> 00:39:13,269
try to rewrite your
own history

469
00:39:14,099 --> 00:39:16,765
and you forget all the lives

470
00:39:16,811 --> 00:39:19,059
that Stark family has destroyed.

471
00:39:20,149 --> 00:39:22,465
Speaking of thieves,
where did you get this design?

472
00:39:23,576 --> 00:39:26,862
My father.
Anton Vanko.

473
00:39:27,743 --> 00:39:29,114
Well I've never heard of him.

474
00:39:30,945 --> 00:39:33,620
My father is the reason you're alive.

475
00:39:34,042 --> 00:39:36,932
The reason I'm alive is cause you had a shot,
you took it and you missed.

476
00:39:37,722 --> 00:39:38,960
Did I?

477
00:39:41,733 --> 00:39:43,998
If you can make god bleed

478
00:39:44,862 --> 00:39:47,090
people will cease to believe him.

479
00:39:49,078 --> 00:39:51,681
And there will be blood in the water.

480
00:39:51,682 --> 00:39:53,589
and the sharks will come.

481
00:39:55,388 --> 00:39:58,878
The truth, all they have to do is sit and watch

482
00:39:59,860 --> 00:40:02,223
as the world will consume you.

483
00:40:02,572 --> 00:40:04,710
Where will you be watching the world
consume me from?

484
00:40:04,761 --> 00:40:06,065
That's right.

485
00:40:06,116 --> 00:40:08,225
A prison cell.
I'll send you a bar of soap.

486
00:40:08,647 --> 00:40:10,926
Hey Tony, before you go,

487
00:40:10,927 --> 00:40:14,717
palladium in the chest,
painful way to die.

488
00:40:31,783 --> 00:40:35,378
It's just unbelievable it proves
the genie is out of the bottle

489
00:40:35,379 --> 00:40:37,816
and this man
has no idea what he's doing

490
00:40:37,817 --> 00:40:41,724
He thinks of the Iron Man
weapon as a toy.

491
00:40:41,897 --> 00:40:46,571
I was at a hearing where
Mr. Stark in fact was adamant

492
00:40:46,720 --> 00:40:50,189
that these suits can't exist,

493
00:40:50,266 --> 00:40:52,796
anywhere else, don't exist anywhere else,
never will exist anywhere else

494
00:40:52,797 --> 00:40:56,170
at least for 5-10 years
and here we are in Monaco

495
00:40:56,171 --> 00:40:58,986
realizing, uh-oh, these suits exist now

496
00:40:58,987 --> 00:41:02,113
Mute.

497
00:41:02,114 --> 00:41:04,200
He should be giving me a medal.

498
00:41:04,201 --> 00:41:06,440
That's the truth.

499
00:41:09,415 --> 00:41:11,499
What is that?

500
00:41:11,501 --> 00:41:14,784
This is your in-flight meal.

501
00:41:16,193 --> 00:41:18,800
- Did you just make that?
- Yeah.

502
00:41:18,801 --> 00:41:22,083
Where do you think I've been for three hours?

503
00:41:22,971 --> 00:41:25,213
Tony ...

504
00:41:26,518 --> 00:41:29,800
What are you not telling me?

505
00:41:32,776 --> 00:41:35,902
I don't want to go home ...

506
00:41:35,904 --> 00:41:37,989
at all.

507
00:41:37,990 --> 00:41:41,117
Let's cancel
my birthday party and

508
00:41:41,118 --> 00:41:43,516
We're in Europe.
Let's go to Venice, Chipriani.

509
00:41:43,621 --> 00:41:45,706
- Remember?
- Oh yes.

510
00:41:45,707 --> 00:41:48,313
It's a great place to...

511
00:41:48,314 --> 00:41:49,356
be healthy.

512
00:41:49,357 --> 00:41:52,485
I don't think this is the right time.

513
00:41:52,486 --> 00:41:54,571
We are in a kind of a mess.

514
00:41:54,572 --> 00:41:56,811
Yeah but maybe that's why it's the best time.

515
00:41:57,100 --> 00:41:59,142
Wow, I think as the CEO I need to

516
00:41:59,143 --> 00:42:02,435
show up. - As CEO
you are entitled to a

517
00:42:03,313 --> 00:42:05,435
- leave?
- Company retreat.

518
00:42:05,436 --> 00:42:07,484
A retreat? During a time like this?

519
00:42:07,485 --> 00:42:10,778
I'm just saying to recharge our batteries
and figure it all out.

520
00:42:11,239 --> 00:42:14,950
Not everybody runs on batteries, Tony.

521
00:42:47,801 --> 00:42:50,051
Have fun with the P�ree

522
00:43:41,254 --> 00:43:43,880
Prisoner stop!

523
00:43:43,881 --> 00:43:46,421
What are you doing?

524
00:44:26,405 --> 00:44:29,449
Hey, here he is!

525
00:44:29,450 --> 00:44:32,493
There he is!

526
00:44:32,807 --> 00:44:34,842
What an absolute pleasure.

527
00:44:34,844 --> 00:44:36,807
Welcome.

528
00:44:36,808 --> 00:44:41,494
Goodness gracious, can we get the handcuffs
off my friend here?

529
00:44:41,592 --> 00:44:43,592
Forgive me, I'm sorry.

530
00:44:43,594 --> 00:44:45,584
I'm such a huge fan of yours.

531
00:44:45,585 --> 00:44:47,550
I didn't wanna...

532
00:44:47,551 --> 00:44:49,170
make a first impression like this.

533
00:44:49,067 --> 00:44:51,717
He's not an animal. Come on.

534
00:44:51,718 --> 00:44:53,859
He's a human being.

535
00:44:53,860 --> 00:44:56,631
Thank you.

536
00:44:57,055 --> 00:44:59,238
Leave us.

537
00:45:00,098 --> 00:45:02,511
Oui, oui, I'm fine.

538
00:45:03,138 --> 00:45:05,173
My name is Justin Hammer.

539
00:45:05,174 --> 00:45:07,175
I'd like to do some business with you.

540
00:45:07,176 --> 00:45:09,262
Please sit.

541
00:45:12,141 --> 00:45:15,141
Dig in.
What do we have today, Jack?

542
00:45:15,142 --> 00:45:16,492
Some salmon carpaccio, sir.

543
00:45:16,493 --> 00:45:18,266
Salmon carpaccio?

544
00:45:19,500 --> 00:45:21,709
Anything you want here, we got it.

545
00:45:21,710 --> 00:45:23,710
I like my dessert first.

546
00:45:23,711 --> 00:45:25,643
I had this flown in from
San Francisco.

547
00:45:25,644 --> 00:45:27,626
It's Italian though.

548
00:45:27,627 --> 00:45:29,538
Organic ice cream.

549
00:45:29,539 --> 00:45:32,538
I got a sweet tooth.
Apparently you do too

550
00:45:32,539 --> 00:45:34,877
for Tony Stark.

551
00:45:34,957 --> 00:45:37,557
When I saw what you do to
Tony Stark on that track

552
00:45:37,558 --> 00:45:41,497
how you stepped up to him in front of
god and everybody,

553
00:45:41,706 --> 00:45:43,707
that was wow!

554
00:45:43,708 --> 00:45:45,743
You spoke to me was what you did.

555
00:45:45,745 --> 00:45:47,707
And I know that you knew that
I'd be listening.

556
00:45:48,230 --> 00:45:51,231
This is why I couldn't bear to have you shipped off
to god knows where.

557
00:45:51,232 --> 00:45:53,231
It would've been such a waste of talent.

558
00:45:53,232 --> 00:45:55,232
But if I might make a suggestion you know
you don't just go

559
00:45:55,233 --> 00:45:58,233
and try to kill the guy. I think...

560
00:45:58,234 --> 00:46:00,277
if I may,

561
00:46:00,279 --> 00:46:02,314
you go after his legacy.

562
00:46:02,315 --> 00:46:04,278
That's what you should kill.

563
00:46:04,279 --> 00:46:07,323
You and me we're a lot alike in a lot of ways.

564
00:46:07,324 --> 00:46:10,280
The only difference between you and I

565
00:46:10,281 --> 00:46:12,731
is that I have resources.

566
00:46:12,732 --> 00:46:15,283
I think, if I may,

567
00:46:15,284 --> 00:46:17,297
you need my resources.

568
00:46:17,298 --> 00:46:19,241
Someone behind you.

569
00:46:19,242 --> 00:46:22,362
A benefactor.
I'd like to be that guy.

570
00:46:33,725 --> 00:46:35,725
Okay.
Do you speak English,

571
00:46:35,726 --> 00:46:38,724
because I can get a translator.

572
00:46:38,725 --> 00:46:41,175
I don't know if you've been understanding
everything I'm saying.

573
00:46:41,176 --> 00:46:43,770
- Very good, man.
- Very good, man.

574
00:46:43,771 --> 00:46:46,893
Very good, man.

575
00:46:49,773 --> 00:46:52,939
- Yes.
- I want my bird.

576
00:46:53,775 --> 00:46:55,774
A bird?

577
00:46:55,775 --> 00:46:57,811
- You want a bird?
- I want my bird.

578
00:46:57,812 --> 00:46:59,812
I can get you bird
I can get you ten birds.

579
00:46:59,813 --> 00:47:01,769
- I want my bird.
- Okay,

580
00:47:01,770 --> 00:47:03,733
nothing's impossible.

581
00:47:03,734 --> 00:47:07,378
I could, are we talking about...
is this a bird back in Russia?

582
00:47:07,693 --> 00:47:10,857
Yes, but the fundamentals of the company
are still very, very strong.

583
00:47:11,694 --> 00:47:14,694
despite the events in Monaco.

584
00:47:14,695 --> 00:47:16,738
Oh, oh, fax them.

585
00:47:16,739 --> 00:47:18,775
- Where is he?
- He doesn't wanna be disturbed.

586
00:47:18,776 --> 00:47:21,740
He's downstairs.

587
00:47:21,741 --> 00:47:23,740
His continuing erratic behavior

588
00:47:23,741 --> 00:47:26,097
may lead many people to ask themselves

589
00:47:26,098 --> 00:47:28,125
can this man still protect us?

590
00:47:28,204 --> 00:47:29,823
Iron Man never stopped protecting us.

591
00:47:29,824 --> 00:47:32,744
The events in Monaco prove that.

592
00:47:32,745 --> 00:47:34,743
Query complete, sir.

593
00:47:34,744 --> 00:47:37,216
Anton Vanko was
a Soviet physicist

594
00:47:37,217 --> 00:47:40,475
who defected to the United States
in 1963.

595
00:47:40,476 --> 00:47:42,747
However, he was accused of espionage
and was

596
00:47:42,748 --> 00:47:44,748
deported in 1967.

597
00:47:44,749 --> 00:47:46,748
His son, Ivan, who is also a physicist,

598
00:47:46,749 --> 00:47:50,750
was convicted of selling
Soviet-era weapons-grade plutonium

599
00:47:50,751 --> 00:47:54,707
to Pakistan and served 15 years
in Kopeisk prison.

600
00:47:54,708 --> 00:47:57,873
No further records exist.

601
00:48:00,710 --> 00:48:04,711
Tony, you gotta get upstair
and get on top of this situation right now.

602
00:48:04,712 --> 00:48:08,624
Listen, I've been on the phone with the
National Guard

603
00:48:08,625 --> 00:48:10,356
all day

604
00:48:10,357 --> 00:48:13,076
trying to talk them out of rolling tanks and the PCH

605
00:48:13,077 --> 00:48:15,583
knocking down your front door
and taking these.

606
00:48:15,584 --> 00:48:17,621
They're gonna take your suits, Tony,

607
00:48:17,622 --> 00:48:19,585
they're sick of the games.

608
00:48:19,586 --> 00:48:22,585
You said nobody else would possess this technology
for twenty years.

609
00:48:22,586 --> 00:48:25,543
Well guess what,
somebody else had it yesterday.

610
00:48:25,857 --> 00:48:28,753
It's not theoretical anymore.

611
00:48:29,590 --> 00:48:32,711
Are you listening to me?

612
00:48:33,547 --> 00:48:36,547
Are you okay?

613
00:48:36,548 --> 00:48:39,714
Let's go.

614
00:48:44,550 --> 00:48:47,716
- Are you alright?
- Yeah I should go to my desk.

615
00:48:47,795 --> 00:48:50,794
- See that cigar box?
- Yes.

616
00:48:50,795 --> 00:48:54,004
It's palladium.

617
00:48:58,843 --> 00:49:00,842
Is that supposed to be smoking?

618
00:49:00,843 --> 00:49:02,880
If you must know
it's neutron damage.

619
00:49:02,881 --> 00:49:05,966
it's from that reactor wall.

620
00:49:08,804 --> 00:49:12,011
You had this
in your body?

621
00:49:15,807 --> 00:49:18,971
And how about the high-tech
crossword puzzle on your neck?

622
00:49:19,808 --> 00:49:22,973
Rogue rash.

623
00:49:24,809 --> 00:49:26,933
Thank you.

624
00:49:37,902 --> 00:49:40,023
- What are you looking at?
- I'm looking at you.

625
00:49:40,861 --> 00:49:43,861
You wanna do this whole lone gunslinger act

626
00:49:43,862 --> 00:49:46,862
and it's unnecessary.
You don't have to do this alone.

627
00:49:46,863 --> 00:49:48,878
You know I wish I could believe that.
I really do.

628
00:49:48,879 --> 00:49:50,819
But you gotta trust me.

629
00:49:50,821 --> 00:49:53,986
Contrary to popular belief,
I know exactly what I'm doing.

630
00:50:03,409 --> 00:50:05,862
This is where we do it
This is my humble abode.

631
00:50:05,863 --> 00:50:07,826
You can work in absolute peace.

632
00:50:07,827 --> 00:50:10,950
Must be kinda fun to be dead, right
No pressure.

633
00:50:11,186 --> 00:50:13,829
Ah, here they are.
They're excited, they're combat ready.

634
00:50:13,830 --> 00:50:15,867
I may have done a few miscalculations and

635
00:50:15,868 --> 00:50:17,832
rushed the prototype, but sue me,

636
00:50:17,833 --> 00:50:20,997
I'm enthusiastic.
Go ahead, take a look around.

637
00:50:26,836 --> 00:50:28,836
Oh, you don't wanna do that.

638
00:50:28,837 --> 00:50:31,837
You'll be able to access that as soon as
we generate some encrypted passcodes.

639
00:50:31,838 --> 00:50:35,211
Can we generate some encrypted passcodes?
Let's get some of those...

640
00:50:35,838 --> 00:50:37,820
encrypted passcodes, Jack.

641
00:50:38,841 --> 00:50:41,962
Nevermind.

642
00:50:42,799 --> 00:50:45,965
Wow, okay. Good stuff.

643
00:50:47,155 --> 00:50:50,009
- Sorry?
- Software shit.

644
00:50:54,848 --> 00:50:56,847
You're good.

645
00:50:56,848 --> 00:50:59,971
You really blasted and
passed the firewall there.

646
00:51:00,807 --> 00:51:03,849
Let me show you where
you're gonna be working primarily.

647
00:51:03,850 --> 00:51:06,852
Go ahead, take a look.

648
00:51:06,853 --> 00:51:09,061
Take a good look at that.
That's something, isn't it?

649
00:51:09,062 --> 00:51:12,019
You know they're really just for show and tell.

650
00:51:12,812 --> 00:51:16,020
They're 125.7 million a pop.

651
00:51:18,859 --> 00:51:21,858
Jeez, could you get somebody to help?

652
00:51:21,859 --> 00:51:24,816
That's where the pilot goes.

653
00:51:24,817 --> 00:51:27,982
I'm having a tough time finding volunteers.

654
00:51:28,818 --> 00:51:31,983
I'll take care of that just leave it.

655
00:51:32,236 --> 00:51:33,819
What you want them do?

656
00:51:33,820 --> 00:51:35,820
Long term
I want them to put me in

657
00:51:35,821 --> 00:51:38,821
the Pentagon for the
next 25 years.

658
00:51:38,822 --> 00:51:40,903
I wanna make Iron Man look
like an antique.

659
00:51:40,904 --> 00:51:42,823
I wanna go to that Stark Expo

660
00:51:42,824 --> 00:51:44,881
and take a dump on Tony's front yard.

661
00:51:44,882 --> 00:51:47,427
- You know what I'm talking about?
- Ya I can do that.

662
00:51:47,428 --> 00:51:48,924
- Yes?
- No problem.

663
00:51:48,925 --> 00:51:50,870
Hey, fabulous
I love it.

664
00:51:50,871 --> 00:51:53,993
This is our guy. Didn't I tell you?
I had a feeling.

665
00:52:02,877 --> 00:52:05,875
Do you know which watch you'd like
to wear tonight Mr. Stark?

666
00:52:05,876 --> 00:52:09,000
I'll give them a look.

667
00:52:10,836 --> 00:52:12,872
I should cancel the party now?

668
00:52:12,873 --> 00:52:15,838
- Probably.
- Yeah, cause it's, um...

669
00:52:15,839 --> 00:52:18,838
- Ill-timed.
- Right, sends the wrong message.

670
00:52:18,839 --> 00:52:21,962
Inappropriate.

671
00:52:25,799 --> 00:52:28,842
Is that dirty enough for you?

672
00:52:28,843 --> 00:52:30,887
Gold faced with the brown band...

673
00:52:31,305 --> 00:52:33,844
The Jaeger.
I'll give that a look.

674
00:52:33,845 --> 00:52:37,011
Bring them over here.

675
00:52:37,847 --> 00:52:41,012
I'll take that.
Why don't you...

676
00:52:52,478 --> 00:52:54,853
I gotta say it's hard to
get a read on you.

677
00:52:54,854 --> 00:52:57,976
- Where are you from?
- Legal.

678
00:52:59,857 --> 00:53:02,977
Can I ask you a question hypothetically?
It's a bit odd.

679
00:53:03,859 --> 00:53:09,378
If this was your last birthday party you're ever
gonna have how would you celebrate it?

680
00:53:11,818 --> 00:53:14,289
I'd do whatever I wanted to do.

681
00:53:14,290 --> 00:53:17,027
with whoever I wanted to do it.

682
00:53:49,834 --> 00:53:51,833
Yes, sir, I understand.

683
00:53:51,834 --> 00:53:55,000
No, sir, that will not be necessary.
I'll handle it.

684
00:53:55,836 --> 00:53:58,002
Sir, I personally guarantee that
within 24 hours

685
00:53:58,026 --> 00:54:00,088
Iron Man will be
back on watch.

686
00:54:07,885 --> 00:54:09,884
Hey, Pepper ...

687
00:54:09,885 --> 00:54:13,050
- I'm gonna go get some air.
- What's wrong?

688
00:54:13,888 --> 00:54:17,052
- I don't know what to do.
- You gotta be kidding me.

689
00:54:21,847 --> 00:54:24,848
- That's it, I'm gonna make a...
- No, no, don't call anyone.

690
00:54:24,849 --> 00:54:26,927
This is ridiculous I just stuck my neck up
for this guy.

691
00:54:26,928 --> 00:54:29,849
I know. I get it. I'm gonna handle it okay,
just let me handle it.

692
00:54:29,850 --> 00:54:33,015
Handle it, or I'm gonna have to.

693
00:54:33,851 --> 00:54:37,017
You know the question I get asked most often is
Tony how do you go to the bathroom with the suit?

694
00:54:40,854 --> 00:54:44,019
Just like that.

695
00:54:46,274 --> 00:54:49,067
Does this guy know how to throw a party
or what?

696
00:54:52,904 --> 00:54:54,902
I love you.

697
00:54:54,903 --> 00:54:59,738
Unbelievable. Thank you so much
Tony, we all thank you so much for such a

698
00:54:59,907 --> 00:55:02,864
wonderful night. We're gonna say
Good night now

699
00:55:02,865 --> 00:55:04,864
and thank you all for coming.

700
00:55:04,865 --> 00:55:08,073
No, no, wait, we can't, we didn't bring out the cake
we didn't blow out the candle.

701
00:55:08,074 --> 00:55:09,867
- You're out of control okay
- I'm out of control?

702
00:55:09,868 --> 00:55:11,823
- Trust me on this one okay?
- You're out of control gorgeous

703
00:55:11,824 --> 00:55:14,929
- It's time to go to bed.
- Give me a little smooch.

704
00:55:14,953 --> 00:55:16,912
Come on you know you want to.

705
00:55:16,914 --> 00:55:17,973
You just peed the suit.

706
00:55:17,974 --> 00:55:20,298
- I know, has a filtration system.
- It's not sexy.

707
00:55:20,299 --> 00:55:22,828
- You can drink that water.
- Just send everybody home, okay.

708
00:55:22,829 --> 00:55:24,909
- It's time to...
- If you say so.

709
00:55:24,910 --> 00:55:26,910
Okay, I'll take this.

710
00:55:26,911 --> 00:55:29,874
You take that.

711
00:55:29,875 --> 00:55:32,876
Pepper Potts.

712
00:55:32,878 --> 00:55:34,876
She's right.
The party is over.

713
00:55:34,877 --> 00:55:37,922
Then again the party was over for me
like an hour and a half ago.

714
00:55:37,923 --> 00:55:41,087
The after party
starts in 15 minutes!

715
00:55:43,925 --> 00:55:47,107
And if anybody, Pepper, doesn't like it,

716
00:55:47,404 --> 00:55:50,004
there's the door.

717
00:55:59,845 --> 00:56:03,009
Shoot!

718
00:56:08,891 --> 00:56:12,056
Shoot!

719
00:56:19,896 --> 00:56:23,105
Shoot!

720
00:56:25,942 --> 00:56:29,021
Me!

721
00:56:29,901 --> 00:56:33,022
I think she wants the Gallanger!

722
00:56:34,860 --> 00:56:38,024
There you go!

723
00:56:40,863 --> 00:56:44,027
I'm only gonna say this once.

724
00:56:46,777 --> 00:56:49,899
Get out!

725
00:56:54,736 --> 00:56:57,903
You don't deserve to wear one of these.
Shut it down!

726
00:56:58,739 --> 00:57:01,738
Goldstein.

727
00:57:01,740 --> 00:57:02,740
Yes, Mr. Stark?

728
00:57:02,741 --> 00:57:05,905
Give me a fat beat to beat
my buddy's ass to...

729
00:57:09,890 --> 00:57:12,865
I told you to shut it down.

730
00:57:22,704 --> 00:57:25,870
Now, put that thing back where you found it
before someone gets hurt.

731
00:57:32,667 --> 00:57:35,918
Really?

732
00:57:41,966 --> 00:57:45,444
Sorry pal, but
Iron Man doesn't have a sidekick.

733
00:57:46,133 --> 00:57:49,879
Suck at this!

734
00:57:56,718 --> 00:57:58,676
Had enough?

735
00:57:58,677 --> 00:58:00,720
- Natalie!
- Ms. Potts ...

736
00:58:00,721 --> 00:58:04,615
Don't you Ms. Potts me. I'm on to you.
You know what, ever since you came here...

737
00:58:08,681 --> 00:58:11,681
Pepper!

738
00:58:11,682 --> 00:58:14,847
Let's get out of here!

739
00:58:18,728 --> 00:58:21,937
You want it?
Take it!

740
00:58:44,696 --> 00:58:47,904
Out!

741
00:59:02,748 --> 00:59:04,746
Put your hand down.

742
00:59:04,747 --> 00:59:06,748
You think you got what it takes
to wear that suit?

743
00:59:06,749 --> 00:59:08,784
- We don't have to do this, Tony.
- You wanna be a war machine?

744
00:59:08,785 --> 00:59:11,216
- Take your shot.
- Put it down!

745
00:59:11,218 --> 00:59:13,794
- You're gonna take your shot?
- Put it down, now!

746
00:59:13,795 --> 00:59:16,917
- Drop it Tony
- Take it!

747
01:00:26,220 --> 01:00:30,559
Tower this is Lt. Col. James Rhodes
eastbound for 3 miles,...

748
01:01:15,672 --> 01:01:17,401
Colonel.

749
01:01:18,238 --> 01:01:19,967
Major.

750
01:01:22,631 --> 01:01:23,751
Yeah.

751
01:01:25,849 --> 01:01:27,936
Let's take it inside.

752
01:01:27,937 --> 01:01:29,232
Clear the area.

753
01:01:51,945 --> 01:01:56,023
Sir! I'm gonna have to ask you
to exit the donut.

754
01:01:59,686 --> 01:02:02,286
I told you I don't wanna
join your super secret boyband.

755
01:02:02,862 --> 01:02:06,028
No, see, I remember, you do
everything myself.

756
01:02:06,094 --> 01:02:08,113
How's it workin out for you?

757
01:02:11,212 --> 01:02:14,421
I'm sorry, I don't wanna get off on the wrong
foot, do I look in the patch or the eye?

758
01:02:15,778 --> 01:02:18,988
Honestly I'm a bit hungover
I'm not sure if you're real or if...

759
01:02:19,258 --> 01:02:23,596
I am very real. I'm the realest
person you're ever gonna meet.

760
01:02:23,912 --> 01:02:27,381
- Just my luck. Where is the staff here?
- Oh, that's not lookin too good.

761
01:02:28,392 --> 01:02:30,686
It's getting worse.

762
01:02:31,785 --> 01:02:35,123
We've secured the perimeter, but I don't think
we should hold it for too much longer.

763
01:02:39,395 --> 01:02:42,517
- You're fired.
- That's not up to you.

764
01:02:42,788 --> 01:02:45,701
- Tony... I want you to meet agent Romanoff
- Hi

765
01:02:45,706 --> 01:02:49,738
I'm a Shield shadow
and I was tasked to you by Dr. Fury.

766
01:02:49,877 --> 01:02:51,302
I suggest you apologize.

767
01:02:51,356 --> 01:02:53,434
You've been very busy.

768
01:02:53,618 --> 01:02:56,956
Made your girl your CEO,
you've given away all your stuff.

769
01:02:57,053 --> 01:02:59,213
You let your friend
fly away with your suit.

770
01:02:59,244 --> 01:03:01,683
- If I didn't know better...
- You don't know better.

771
01:03:02,372 --> 01:03:04,291
I didn't give it to him.
He took it.

772
01:03:04,403 --> 01:03:09,526
He took it? You're Iron Man
and he just took it?

773
01:03:09,710 --> 01:03:12,042
Little brother walked in there kicked your ass
and took your suit?

774
01:03:12,107 --> 01:03:13,701
Is that possible?

775
01:03:13,755 --> 01:03:16,277
According to Mr. Stark's database
security guidelines

776
01:03:16,278 --> 01:03:19,354
There are redundancies to prevent
unauthorized usage.

777
01:03:21,967 --> 01:03:24,357
- What do you want from me?
- What do we want from you? No, no, no!

778
01:03:24,454 --> 01:03:26,488
What do you want from me.

779
01:03:26,498 --> 01:03:30,500
You have become a problem, a problem
I have to deal with.

780
01:03:30,501 --> 01:03:33,847
- Contrary to your belief, you are not
the center of my universe. - Yeah I get it.

781
01:03:33,848 --> 01:03:38,231
I have bigger problems than you in the Southwest
region to deal with. Hit him.

782
01:03:39,850 --> 01:03:42,798
Are you gonna steal my kidney and sell it?

783
01:03:43,286 --> 01:03:46,494
Could you please not do anything
awful for 5 seconds?

784
01:03:46,687 --> 01:03:47,851
What did you just do to me?

785
01:03:47,852 --> 01:03:50,323
What did we just do for you.

786
01:03:50,463 --> 01:03:54,323
That's lithium dioxide. It's gonna take the edge off.
We're trying to get you back to work.

787
01:03:54,485 --> 01:03:58,846
- Give me a couple of boxes and I'll be right as rain.
- It's not a cure, it's just to break the symptoms.

788
01:03:58,900 --> 01:04:03,631
- Then the lag is gonna be an easy fix.
- Trust me I know I'm good at this stuff.

789
01:04:03,945 --> 01:04:06,380
I've been looking for a suitable replacement
for palladium.

790
01:04:06,381 --> 01:04:10,286
I've tried every combination, every permutation of
every known element.

791
01:04:10,365 --> 01:04:13,851
Well, I'm here to tell you
you haven't tried them all.

792
01:04:15,384 --> 01:04:18,202
Hey, hey, hey.
Special delivery.

793
01:04:18,429 --> 01:04:19,854
Candygram!

794
01:04:23,692 --> 01:04:25,942
I brought you something.

795
01:04:30,390 --> 01:04:33,641
- We got you the bird, pal.
- This is not my bird.

796
01:04:34,042 --> 01:04:37,379
What do you mean?
That's the bird.

797
01:04:37,380 --> 01:04:39,077
I pulled a lot of strings
to get this bird.

798
01:04:39,131 --> 01:04:41,479
- It's a great bird.
- It's a beautiful bird.

799
01:04:41,480 --> 01:04:45,906
- We got this all the way from Russia.
- Hey man, it's not my bird.

800
01:04:47,872 --> 01:04:52,213
Well listen, even if it's not the bird,
I mean this is a gorgeous bird.

801
01:04:52,310 --> 01:04:56,170
I mean, look, don't get so attached to
things, learn to let go.

802
01:04:59,268 --> 01:05:02,041
Wait a minute.
Jack, what is that?

803
01:05:02,269 --> 01:05:05,478
Is that...
That's not a helmet. What is that?

804
01:05:13,882 --> 01:05:17,612
Ivan... What's this?
Jack?

805
01:05:18,404 --> 01:05:23,091
Is that a helmet? It doesn't look like a helmet
to me. How are you supposed to get a head in there?

806
01:05:23,188 --> 01:05:26,357
- Jack, could you put your head in there? - No.
- Try to put your head in there.

807
01:05:26,358 --> 01:05:28,224
Go ahead, try to put your head in there.

808
01:05:28,321 --> 01:05:30,878
See Ivan, he can't put his head in
there. That's...

809
01:05:31,279 --> 01:05:33,561
That's not a helmet, it's a head.

810
01:05:33,574 --> 01:05:35,011
I need to put a guy in there.

811
01:05:35,012 --> 01:05:39,009
I need to fit a person
in that suit, you understand?

812
01:05:39,280 --> 01:05:40,402
Drone better.

813
01:05:40,456 --> 01:05:42,228
What? Drone better?
Why is drone better?

814
01:05:42,229 --> 01:05:44,151
Why drone better?

815
01:05:44,152 --> 01:05:46,075
People make problem.

816
01:05:46,133 --> 01:05:48,057
Trust me,
drone better.

817
01:05:48,459 --> 01:05:52,841
Ivan, you know I like you.
I got you the bird.

818
01:05:53,416 --> 01:05:58,190
You said no problem.
That's what you said to me, you said no problem.

819
01:05:58,287 --> 01:06:01,201
Now I need suits.
The government wants suits.

820
01:06:01,202 --> 01:06:03,245
Like Iron Man, you understand?

821
01:06:03,246 --> 01:06:06,671
That's what the people want.
That's what's gonna make them happy.

822
01:06:07,203 --> 01:06:08,760
Hey, man...

823
01:06:10,074 --> 01:06:13,186
Don't get to attached to things.

824
01:06:13,202 --> 01:06:15,023
Learn to let go.

825
01:06:18,381 --> 01:06:21,729
These drones better steal the show, Ivan.

826
01:06:21,730 --> 01:06:25,504
You understand? They better
rock my world, Ivan.

827
01:06:34,995 --> 01:06:36,856
Unbelievable.

828
01:06:37,083 --> 01:06:39,814
This ought to get the Senate off my ass.

829
01:06:39,911 --> 01:06:43,381
- It's functional?
- Fully mission-capable.

830
01:06:43,520 --> 01:06:46,642
Good. Get Hammer down here
to weaponize it.

831
01:06:47,835 --> 01:06:48,782
Sir?

832
01:06:48,783 --> 01:06:51,777
Justin Hammer's making a weapons presentation
at the expo.

833
01:06:51,807 --> 01:06:53,435
We'd like this to introduce it.

834
01:06:53,436 --> 01:06:55,002
Sir, I don't believe that the expo is...

835
01:06:55,003 --> 01:06:58,037
Colonel, the world needs
to see this fast.

836
01:06:58,177 --> 01:06:59,829
We've got to make this happen.

837
01:06:59,830 --> 01:07:03,037
- Yes general, but the...
- It's also an order.

838
01:07:03,483 --> 01:07:04,952
Yes, sir.

839
01:07:05,137 --> 01:07:08,128
Good work, Colonel.
You've made your country proud.

840
01:07:08,833 --> 01:07:10,519
Thank you, sir.

841
01:07:16,662 --> 01:07:20,349
That thing in your chest is
based on unfinished technology.

842
01:07:20,532 --> 01:07:23,307
No it was finished,
it's never been particularly effective until

843
01:07:23,308 --> 01:07:26,350
I've miniaturized it
and put it in my...

844
01:07:26,535 --> 01:07:29,772
No, Howard said that the arc reactor was
a stepping stone to something greater.

845
01:07:29,878 --> 01:07:31,398
He was about to kick off an energy race

846
01:07:31,441 --> 01:07:34,528
That was gonna dwarf
the arms race.

847
01:07:34,711 --> 01:07:37,928
He was on to something big,
something so big

848
01:07:37,929 --> 01:07:41,618
that it was gonna make the nuclear reactor
look like a AAA battery.

849
01:07:41,627 --> 01:07:44,061
Just him? Or was Anton Vanko in on this too?

850
01:07:44,062 --> 01:07:47,359
Anton Vanko is the other
side of that coin.

851
01:07:47,368 --> 01:07:49,643
Anton saw it as a
way to get rich.

852
01:07:49,644 --> 01:07:52,063
When your father found
out he had him deported.

853
01:07:52,064 --> 01:07:55,718
When the Russians found out he couldn't
deliver they shipped his ass off to Siberia

854
01:07:55,719 --> 01:07:58,501
and he spent the next 20 years on a vodka
fuel rage.

855
01:07:58,502 --> 01:08:01,058
Not quite the environment you wanna raise
a kid in.

856
01:08:01,155 --> 01:08:05,232
His son you had the misfortune of
crossing paths with in Monaco.

857
01:08:05,634 --> 01:08:07,900
You told me I hadn't tried everything.
What do you mean I haven't tried everything?

858
01:08:07,929 --> 01:08:09,495
What haven't I tried?

859
01:08:09,497 --> 01:08:13,322
He said that you were the only person with the
means and knowledge

860
01:08:13,550 --> 01:08:15,672
to finish what he started.

861
01:08:15,682 --> 01:08:17,063
He said that?

862
01:08:17,290 --> 01:08:19,672
Are you that guy?
Huh? Are you?

863
01:08:19,987 --> 01:08:25,848
Because if you are then
you can solve the riddle of your heart.

864
01:08:29,556 --> 01:08:33,381
I don't know where you get your information, but
he wasn't my biggest fan.

865
01:08:33,382 --> 01:08:36,419
- What do your remember about your dad huh?
- He was cold, he was calculating...

866
01:08:36,420 --> 01:08:39,471
He never told me he loved me
he never even told me he liked me.

867
01:08:39,472 --> 01:08:44,081
So it's a little tough for me to digest what're you telling
me he said the whole future is riding on me

868
01:08:44,082 --> 01:08:46,507
and he's passing it down...
I don't get that.

869
01:08:46,822 --> 01:08:48,249
We're talking about a guy
whose happiest day

870
01:08:48,250 --> 01:08:49,814
was when he shipped me off to boarding school.

871
01:08:49,851 --> 01:08:50,953
That's not true.

872
01:08:50,954 --> 01:08:53,467
Well, then clearly you know my dad better
than I did.

873
01:08:53,738 --> 01:08:55,808
As a matter of fact I did.

874
01:08:55,928 --> 01:08:57,685
He was one of the founding members
of The Shield.

875
01:08:57,739 --> 01:09:00,602
- What?
- I got a two o'clock.

876
01:09:00,603 --> 01:09:02,435
Wait, wait, what's this?

877
01:09:02,436 --> 01:09:04,306
- Okay, you're good, right?
- No I'm not good.

878
01:09:04,307 --> 01:09:07,297
- You got this, right? - Got what? I don't
even know what I'm supposed to get.

879
01:09:07,351 --> 01:09:10,525
Natasha will remain
a floater at Stark with her cover intact

880
01:09:10,526 --> 01:09:12,556
and you remember
Agent Colson right?

881
01:09:12,558 --> 01:09:14,031
Yeah.

882
01:09:14,101 --> 01:09:15,386
Oh, and Tony...

883
01:09:16,441 --> 01:09:19,606
Remember, I got my eye on you.

884
01:09:25,618 --> 01:09:28,200
We've disabled all communications,
no contact with the outside world.

885
01:09:28,226 --> 01:09:30,034
Good luck.

886
01:09:34,448 --> 01:09:36,272
Please...

887
01:09:36,273 --> 01:09:39,623
First thing I need a little body work.
I'll put in a little time at the lab.

888
01:09:39,624 --> 01:09:44,319
If you could send of your goon squad down to the Coffee Bean
across the street or Starbucks, that'll be nice.

889
01:09:44,320 --> 01:09:46,965
I'm not here for that.
I've been authorized by

890
01:09:46,966 --> 01:09:49,755
Director Fury to use any means necessary
to keep you on premises.

891
01:09:49,756 --> 01:09:52,495
- If you attempt to leave - Right
- or play any games

892
01:09:52,496 --> 01:09:53,887
I will taze you and watch

893
01:09:53,888 --> 01:09:55,705
Supernanny while you
drool into the carpet. Okay?

894
01:09:56,149 --> 01:09:59,619
- I think I got it, yeah.
- Enjoy your evening's entertainment.

895
01:10:26,246 --> 01:10:28,073
Think this
is the power source?

896
01:10:28,074 --> 01:10:30,984
Major, this is not a scientific exercise.

897
01:10:30,994 --> 01:10:33,152
Let's just focus
on arming it, alright?

898
01:10:34,018 --> 01:10:35,772
Yes, sir.

899
01:10:35,773 --> 01:10:37,197
Oh, yes!

900
01:10:37,511 --> 01:10:39,458
Oh, yes, yes, yes!

901
01:10:39,512 --> 01:10:41,503
Is it my birthday?

902
01:10:41,557 --> 01:10:45,069
You gotta.. what did you do?
What did you do?

903
01:10:48,037 --> 01:10:50,723
- Is this what I think it is?
- Yes it is.

904
01:10:51,176 --> 01:10:54,342
Hammer, I want to know
what you're gonna do for us.

905
01:10:54,524 --> 01:10:56,571
What am I gonna do for you?

906
01:10:56,611 --> 01:10:59,387
First thing I'm gonna do for you is
I'm gonna upgrade your software,

907
01:11:02,034 --> 01:11:05,228
I'm talking about firepower.

908
01:11:06,633 --> 01:11:08,754
Well you're talking to the right guy.

909
01:11:09,618 --> 01:11:12,999
Claridge Hi-Tec semi-automatic 9 mm pistol.

910
01:11:14,228 --> 01:11:16,611
Too downtown?
I agree.

911
01:11:17,055 --> 01:11:19,524
M-24 shotgun pump action.

912
01:11:19,925 --> 01:11:22,570
5-round magazine, but
you know what, you're not a hunter.

913
01:11:22,571 --> 01:11:24,640
What am I talking about?
I'm getting rid of it.

914
01:11:24,657 --> 01:11:27,456
This is the FN-2000 from Belgium.

915
01:11:27,457 --> 01:11:29,222
They do make something better than waffles.

916
01:11:30,321 --> 01:11:32,719
It's beautiful, but I can tell this isn't
disco enough for you

917
01:11:32,720 --> 01:11:34,233
so I'm gonna put it right here.

918
01:11:34,234 --> 01:11:38,838
You're looking at a Milkor 40 mm grenade launcher.
Tear gas, smoke.

919
01:11:38,839 --> 01:11:41,215
Hippie control.
You're tough.

920
01:11:41,216 --> 01:11:44,147
Let me tell you something,
Size does matter.

921
01:11:44,148 --> 01:11:45,976
Don't let anyone tell you different.

922
01:11:46,139 --> 01:11:50,977
This is an M134 7.62 minigun.
Six individual barrels.

923
01:11:50,978 --> 01:11:53,402
The torso taker, powder maker.

924
01:11:53,439 --> 01:11:57,238
Our boys in uniform call it Uncle Gazpacho
or Puff the Magic Dragon.

925
01:12:00,531 --> 01:12:01,745
Okay.

926
01:12:03,533 --> 01:12:07,418
These are the Cubans baby.
These are the Cohibas, the Montecristos...

927
01:12:08,790 --> 01:12:11,041
That's a kinetic-kill sidewinder vehicle

928
01:12:11,042 --> 01:12:15,260
with a secondary cyclotrimethylenetrinitramine
RDX burst.

929
01:12:15,881 --> 01:12:19,468
It's capable of busting a bunker under
the bunker you just busted.

930
01:12:19,469 --> 01:12:21,470
If it were any smarter it would write a book.

931
01:12:21,471 --> 01:12:24,817
A book that would make Ulysses look like
it was written in crayon.

932
01:12:25,340 --> 01:12:27,024
And would read it to you.

933
01:12:27,771 --> 01:12:31,356
This is my Eiffel Tower,
This is my Rachmaninoff's Third.

934
01:12:31,357 --> 01:12:35,367
My Pieta. It's completely
elegant, it's bafflingly beautiful.

935
01:12:35,613 --> 01:12:39,998
And it's capable of reducing the population
of any standing structure to zero.

936
01:12:41,328 --> 01:12:43,834
I call it the Ex-Wife.

937
01:12:48,419 --> 01:12:50,259
That's the best I got.

938
01:12:55,261 --> 01:12:58,133
How are you gonna do this? Give me something.
You're like a sphinx.

939
01:12:58,181 --> 01:12:59,686
I can't read you.

940
01:13:00,182 --> 01:13:01,433
I think I'll take it.

941
01:13:01,435 --> 01:13:04,067
- Which one?
- All of it.

942
01:13:06,022 --> 01:13:07,361
All of it?

943
01:13:40,270 --> 01:13:41,443
Action.

944
01:13:44,609 --> 01:13:48,467
Everything is achievable through technology.

945
01:13:48,468 --> 01:13:50,787
Better living,
robust health.

946
01:13:50,991 --> 01:13:54,416
And for the first time
in human history...

947
01:13:54,454 --> 01:13:57,170
the possibility of world peace.

948
01:13:57,374 --> 01:14:00,814
I'm Howard Stark. And everything
you'll need for the future,

949
01:14:00,815 --> 01:14:02,341
can be found right here.

950
01:14:02,546 --> 01:14:06,555
City of Future, City of
of Tomorrow? Hang on.

951
01:14:11,474 --> 01:14:12,849
I'm Howard Stark.

952
01:14:12,850 --> 01:14:15,857
And everything you'll need in
the future can be found right here.

953
01:14:16,646 --> 01:14:21,364
So, from all of us in
Stark Industries I would like to personally...

954
01:14:22,528 --> 01:14:24,695
Tony? What are you doing back there?
What is that?

955
01:14:24,696 --> 01:14:27,663
Put it back.
Put it back where you got it from.

956
01:14:28,702 --> 01:14:30,624
Where is your mother?
Maria...

957
01:14:31,162 --> 01:14:33,462
Go on, go, go, go...

958
01:14:35,376 --> 01:14:37,257
Sorry I think we got the...

959
01:14:38,004 --> 01:14:40,344
I'll come in in there...

960
01:14:44,052 --> 01:14:45,830
Are you waiting on me?

961
01:14:47,473 --> 01:14:51,648
So from all of us in
Stark Industries I'd like to personally show you...

962
01:14:52,938 --> 01:14:54,063
my ass.

963
01:14:54,064 --> 01:14:58,656
I'd like to... This...
I can't... We have this don't we?

964
01:14:58,736 --> 01:15:01,202
That looks ridiculous.

965
01:15:02,157 --> 01:15:03,495
Everything...

966
01:15:04,659 --> 01:15:06,416
is achievable...

967
01:15:07,080 --> 01:15:08,336
through technology.

968
01:15:21,179 --> 01:15:22,680
Tony...

969
01:15:22,681 --> 01:15:26,939
You're too young to understand this right now
so I thought I would put it on film for you.

970
01:15:29,230 --> 01:15:31,319
I built this for you.

971
01:15:32,191 --> 01:15:36,784
And someday you'll realize that it represents
a whole lot more than just people's inventions.

972
01:15:37,239 --> 01:15:39,287
It represents my life's work.

973
01:15:39,992 --> 01:15:42,250
This is key to the future.

974
01:15:45,373 --> 01:15:47,963
I'm limited by the technology
of my time.

975
01:15:48,418 --> 01:15:50,467
But one day you'll figure this out.

976
01:15:50,796 --> 01:15:55,305
And when you do...
you will change the world.

977
01:15:57,054 --> 01:16:01,354
What is and always will be
my greatest creation...

978
01:16:03,353 --> 01:16:05,025
is you.

979
01:16:24,669 --> 01:16:26,086
Hi, sir.

980
01:16:26,087 --> 01:16:28,901
- $6.
- I don't have any...

981
01:16:28,902 --> 01:16:31,723
- No sir, that's too much.
- No it's fine, take that.

982
01:16:34,388 --> 01:16:35,915
Take it, take it.

983
01:16:36,161 --> 01:16:39,043
I don't like people hand me things so if you
could just drop that there that would be great.

984
01:16:39,352 --> 01:16:41,692
- Are you Iron Man?
- Sometimes.

985
01:16:41,939 --> 01:16:43,570
We believe in you!

986
01:16:44,066 --> 01:16:46,865
It was an illegal seizure
of trademarked property.

987
01:16:46,903 --> 01:16:49,488
- Ms. Potts, Mr Stark is...
- Here.

988
01:16:49,489 --> 01:16:52,747
- He refuses to...
- I don't. It's fine. I'll just be a second.

989
01:16:53,119 --> 01:16:58,921
It's our position that Stark has the means to maintain
proprietary ownership of the Mark II platform.

990
01:16:59,334 --> 01:17:02,211
When Mr. Stark announced he was the Iron Man

991
01:17:02,212 --> 01:17:06,425
he was making a promise to America.

992
01:17:06,426 --> 01:17:08,432
Obviously he did not.

993
01:17:08,678 --> 01:17:10,705
Now we learn that his secretary,

994
01:17:10,764 --> 01:17:13,312
a woman named
Virginia "Pepper" Potts,

995
01:17:13,392 --> 01:17:15,727
has been appointed CEO
of Stark Industries executive.

996
01:17:15,790 --> 01:17:18,021
What are her qualifications?

997
01:17:18,022 --> 01:17:18,646
No.

998
01:17:18,647 --> 01:17:21,113
- Ms. Potts is doing nothing to manage the terrible
situation... - Mute.

999
01:17:22,569 --> 01:17:27,324
Bert, don't tell me that we have the
best patent lawyers in the country

1000
01:17:27,325 --> 01:17:29,123
and then not let me pursue this.

1001
01:17:29,743 --> 01:17:30,827
I'll get this stuff out of here.

1002
01:17:30,828 --> 01:17:32,960
Well then, tell the President
to sign an order.

1003
01:17:34,291 --> 01:17:36,579
We'll talk about it at the expo.

1004
01:17:36,585 --> 01:17:38,800
Hammer's giving some presentation
tomorrow evening.

1005
01:17:39,088 --> 01:17:42,591
- Will Tony Stark be there?
- Will I?

1006
01:17:42,592 --> 01:17:44,599
- No, he will not.
- I'd like to be.

1007
01:17:46,096 --> 01:17:47,387
- Got a minute?
- No.

1008
01:17:47,388 --> 01:17:49,521
Come on, you just got off the phone.
30 seconds.

1009
01:17:52,311 --> 01:17:54,609
29 ... 28 ...

1010
01:17:54,814 --> 01:17:59,198
I was driving over here, and I thought
I was coming basically to apologize, but I'm not.

1011
01:17:59,277 --> 01:18:03,246
- You didn't come here to apologize?
- That goes without saying, and I'm working on that.

1012
01:18:03,491 --> 01:18:07,244
But I haven't been entirely up front
with you

1013
01:18:07,245 --> 01:18:08,914
and I just wanna try to make good,

1014
01:18:08,915 --> 01:18:12,375
Can I move this?
This is crazy I got ferris wheel...

1015
01:18:12,376 --> 01:18:13,590
No.

1016
01:18:16,506 --> 01:18:18,346
Do you know how short life is?

1017
01:18:18,926 --> 01:18:21,927
And if I never got to express...

1018
01:18:21,928 --> 01:18:24,807
and by the way somewhat revelatory to me,

1019
01:18:24,808 --> 01:18:27,622
I don't care... I mean, I care, it would be nice,

1020
01:18:27,623 --> 01:18:30,485
I'm not expecting you to...
Look, here's what I'm trying to say.

1021
01:18:30,898 --> 01:18:33,817
Let me just stop you right here, okay,
because if you say "I"

1022
01:18:33,818 --> 01:18:37,202
one more time, I'm gonna actually hurl
something at your head, I think.

1023
01:18:38,239 --> 01:18:41,993
I am trying to run a company.
Do you know have any idea what that entails?

1024
01:18:41,994 --> 01:18:42,874
Yes.

1025
01:18:42,953 --> 01:18:45,914
People are relying on you to be
Iron Man, and you've disappeared.

1026
01:18:45,915 --> 01:18:49,297
All I'm doing is putting out your fire
and taking the heat for it.

1027
01:18:51,881 --> 01:18:55,597
I am trying to do the job that you
were meant to do.

1028
01:18:59,098 --> 01:19:01,020
Did you bring me strawberries?

1029
01:19:02,350 --> 01:19:06,599
Did you know that there is only one thing
on earth that I am allergic to?

1030
01:19:06,600 --> 01:19:07,773
You're allergic to strawberries, uh-uh.

1031
01:19:10,694 --> 01:19:14,411
This is progress, Pepper. I knew there
was correlation between you and this...

1032
01:19:15,533 --> 01:19:17,705
- I need you...
- And I need you too, that's what I'm trying to say.

1033
01:19:17,784 --> 01:19:20,293
to leave now.

1034
01:19:24,876 --> 01:19:26,049
Ms Potts.

1035
01:19:26,796 --> 01:19:30,262
- Hi, come on in.
- Wheel's up in 25 minutes.

1036
01:19:30,633 --> 01:19:32,202
Thank you.

1037
01:19:33,887 --> 01:19:34,971
Anything else, boss?

1038
01:19:34,972 --> 01:19:38,605
- I'm good Hap.
- I'll be just... another minute.

1039
01:19:39,601 --> 01:19:41,525
I lost both the kids in the divorce.

1040
01:19:45,441 --> 01:19:46,634
No.

1041
01:19:48,780 --> 01:19:51,578
Are you blending in well here, Natalie?

1042
01:19:51,824 --> 01:19:54,290
Here at Stark... Enterprises.

1043
01:19:54,912 --> 01:19:56,584
Your name is Natalie, isn't it?

1044
01:19:57,289 --> 01:20:00,625
I thought you two
didn't get along.

1045
01:20:00,626 --> 01:20:03,050
- No, that's not so.
- It's just me you don't care for.

1046
01:20:03,796 --> 01:20:04,922
No? Nothing?

1047
01:20:04,923 --> 01:20:09,213
Actually while you're here maybe you and Natalie
could discuss the matter of personal belonging.

1048
01:20:09,214 --> 01:20:10,392
Absolutely.

1049
01:20:17,354 --> 01:20:21,607
- I'm surprised you could keep your mouth shut.
- You're good. You are mind-blowingly duplicitous.

1050
01:20:21,608 --> 01:20:22,453
How do you do it?

1051
01:20:22,454 --> 01:20:25,221
You're a triple impostor.
I've never seen anything like it.

1052
01:20:25,269 --> 01:20:27,307
Is there anything real about you?
Do you even speak Latin?

1053
01:20:27,308 --> 01:20:29,493
Fallaces sunt rerum species.

1054
01:20:29,499 --> 01:20:32,443
Which means?
What did you just say?

1055
01:20:32,444 --> 01:20:35,243
It means you can either drive yourself home
or I can have you collected.

1056
01:20:37,367 --> 01:20:38,831
You're good!

1057
01:21:38,478 --> 01:21:41,445
Jarvis, could you kindly
backform a digital wireframe?

1058
01:21:41,503 --> 01:21:43,114
I need a manipulable projection.

1059
01:21:51,368 --> 01:21:54,669
1974 Stark Expo model scanning
complete, sir.

1060
01:21:56,708 --> 01:22:01,259
- How many buildings are there?
- Am I to include the Belgian waffles stand?

1061
01:22:01,464 --> 01:22:03,470
It was rhetorical, just show me.

1062
01:22:16,315 --> 01:22:18,362
What does that look like to you, Jarvis?

1063
01:22:19,150 --> 01:22:20,991
Not unlike an atom.

1064
01:22:21,237 --> 01:22:25,162
In which case, the nucleus... would be here.

1065
01:22:26,033 --> 01:22:27,539
Highlight the Unisphere.

1066
01:22:36,442 --> 01:22:41,722
- Notice the footpaths. Get rid of them.
- What is it you're trying to achieve, sir?

1067
01:22:42,094 --> 01:22:45,352
I'm discovering,... correction, rediscovering...

1068
01:22:46,390 --> 01:22:47,687
... a new element.

1069
01:22:48,851 --> 01:22:52,146
Lose the landscape and the shrubbery there,
trees,

1070
01:22:52,147 --> 01:22:54,112
parking lots, exits, entrances.

1071
01:22:58,529 --> 01:23:01,120
Structre protons and neutrons

1072
01:23:01,283 --> 01:23:04,958
using flags the pavillions as the framework.

1073
01:23:29,899 --> 01:23:32,239
Dead for almost 20 years...

1074
01:23:33,695 --> 01:23:35,743
...still taking me to school.

1075
01:23:41,079 --> 01:23:45,797
The proposed element should serve
as a viable replacement for palladium.

1076
01:23:46,293 --> 01:23:47,460
Thanks, Dad.

1077
01:23:47,462 --> 01:23:50,427
Unfortunately,
it is impossible to synthesize.

1078
01:23:54,636 --> 01:23:58,520
Get ready for major remodel, fellas!
We're back in hardware mode.

1079
01:24:46,112 --> 01:24:48,547
How did you break the perimeter?

1080
01:24:48,616 --> 01:24:50,736
That was like three years ago.
Where have you been?

1081
01:24:50,737 --> 01:24:53,958
- I was doing some stuff.
- Yeah, well, me too and it worked.

1082
01:24:55,457 --> 01:24:59,668
Hey, I'm playing for the home team, Colson
You and all your Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers.

1083
01:24:59,669 --> 01:25:01,591
Let me work, or break my balls?

1084
01:25:03,174 --> 01:25:04,513
What's this doing here?

1085
01:25:07,302 --> 01:25:08,600
That's it.

1086
01:25:09,139 --> 01:25:10,645
Bring it to me.

1087
01:25:10,974 --> 01:25:13,397
- You know what this is?
- It's exactly what I need to make this work.

1088
01:25:15,166 --> 01:25:16,527
Lift the coil.

1089
01:25:16,439 --> 01:25:19,488
Go, go! Put your knees under it.
There you go.

1090
01:25:19,525 --> 01:25:20,948
And...

1091
01:25:21,695 --> 01:25:23,619
- Drop it. - Okay.

1092
01:25:26,951 --> 01:25:28,040
Perfectly level.

1093
01:25:28,911 --> 01:25:30,960
- I'm busy. What do you want?
- Nothing.

1094
01:25:30,997 --> 01:25:33,671
Good bye. I've been reassigned.

1095
01:25:33,792 --> 01:25:35,375
Director Fury wants me in New Mexico.

1096
01:25:35,376 --> 01:25:38,177
- Fantastic, the land of enchantment.
- So I'm told.

1097
01:25:38,214 --> 01:25:39,970
- Secret stuff.
- Something like that.

1098
01:25:41,425 --> 01:25:42,556
- Good luck.
- Bye.

1099
01:25:43,052 --> 01:25:44,721
- Thanks.
- We need you.

1100
01:25:44,722 --> 01:25:47,437
- Yeah, more than you know.
- Not that much.

1101
01:26:05,829 --> 01:26:08,170
Initializing
prismatic accelerator.

1102
01:26:14,630 --> 01:26:17,179
Approaching maximum power.

1103
01:27:04,522 --> 01:27:05,902
That was easy.

1104
01:27:22,272 --> 01:27:24,174
Congratulations, sir.

1105
01:27:25,880 --> 01:27:28,219
You have created a new element.

1106
01:27:36,288 --> 01:27:39,816
Sir, the reactor has accepted the
modified core.

1107
01:27:40,479 --> 01:27:42,611
I will begin running diagnostics.

1108
01:27:48,614 --> 01:27:50,371
Hey, Ivan.

1109
01:27:50,825 --> 01:27:54,996
I got Senator Stern here. Thought we'd swing over
and look at some of the drone designs.

1110
01:27:54,684 --> 01:27:58,547
- The drone is not going to be ready.
- Not ready... What do you mean?

1111
01:27:59,085 --> 01:28:02,133
It can make presentation
not demonstration.

1112
01:28:02,213 --> 01:28:07,182
- What the hell is the difference?
- Presentation, no fly, no shoot.

1113
01:28:07,261 --> 01:28:10,435
Wait. What can we make 'em do, I mean,

1114
01:28:10,493 --> 01:28:12,313
This is a weapons demonstration.

1115
01:28:12,434 --> 01:28:14,064
I can make salute.

1116
01:28:14,561 --> 01:28:17,151
You can make salute, what do you mean
make salute?

1117
01:28:17,314 --> 01:28:19,237
What the hell does that mean, Ivan?

1118
01:28:19,525 --> 01:28:21,907
It's not what we agreed to, okay.

1119
01:28:21,924 --> 01:28:24,565
You promised me suits, and then you promised
me drones.

1120
01:28:24,566 --> 01:28:28,456
- Hey man, everything will be okay.
- This is not what I wanted.

1121
01:28:40,508 --> 01:28:43,265
Hey, there he is, the bird man.

1122
01:28:45,430 --> 01:28:47,353
Oh, now you like the bird, is that right?

1123
01:28:47,515 --> 01:28:50,690
Is that your bird?
I'm confused.

1124
01:28:51,312 --> 01:28:54,695
You said it wasn't, but now
it's like you're best of pals.

1125
01:28:54,899 --> 01:28:56,363
You love that bird, don't you?

1126
01:28:57,110 --> 01:28:58,782
You know what? Take the bird.

1127
01:29:03,951 --> 01:29:06,458
Take his pillows too. Both of them.

1128
01:29:07,372 --> 01:29:09,212
And shoes, take his shoes.

1129
01:29:13,587 --> 01:29:15,136
I took your stuff.

1130
01:29:15,589 --> 01:29:18,722
How does that make you feel?
You feel bad?

1131
01:29:19,261 --> 01:29:22,227
Good. Cause that's how I feel!

1132
01:29:23,933 --> 01:29:25,939
We had a contract!

1133
01:29:26,144 --> 01:29:31,196
I saved your life
and you give me suits.

1134
01:29:31,483 --> 01:29:35,159
That was our deal.
And you did not deliver.

1135
01:29:36,156 --> 01:29:39,079
I don't know if you're a genius
or a fraud.

1136
01:29:39,085 --> 01:29:40,998
I don't know what you are!

1137
01:29:42,997 --> 01:29:46,212
Something really, really great fell into my lap.

1138
01:29:47,084 --> 01:29:50,217
If it hadn't, I'd be at your mercy tonight.

1139
01:29:50,422 --> 01:29:54,467
Now I have a piece of Stark tech, and I pimped
out myself.

1140
01:29:54,468 --> 01:29:58,889
Now your overpriced paperweights are gonna
look like a backdrop to my demonstration.

1141
01:29:58,890 --> 01:30:01,271
You dig what I'm gettin' at here?

1142
01:30:03,729 --> 01:30:08,071
I don't know if you noticed,
but I don't speak Russian!

1143
01:30:11,530 --> 01:30:16,706
I'm gonna leave now. I'm gonna go to the expo.
Maybe I'll even get laid.

1144
01:30:17,494 --> 01:30:21,462
See these guys? They're your babysitters.
They are not to be trifled with.

1145
01:30:22,459 --> 01:30:25,925
When I get back, we're gonna renegotiate the
terms of our agreement.

1146
01:30:27,131 --> 01:30:29,590
And you're gonna make good on our arrangements.

1147
01:30:29,591 --> 01:30:32,266
Because if you don't, you're gonna be exactly what you were
when I found you,

1148
01:30:32,304 --> 01:30:34,726
a dead man.

1149
01:30:35,098 --> 01:30:36,520
You got that?

1150
01:30:37,475 --> 01:30:39,775
Maybe you can watch me on TV.

1151
01:30:48,968 --> 01:30:51,412
Dummy. You.
Can we clean up this mess?

1152
01:30:52,076 --> 01:30:56,248
- Incoming call with a blocked number, sir.
- Phone privileges reinstated.

1153
01:30:56,258 --> 01:30:57,920
Lovely.

1154
01:30:58,166 --> 01:31:02,842
- Colson, how's land of enchantment?
- Hey, Tony, how you doin'?

1155
01:31:04,048 --> 01:31:05,679
- I doubled cycle. - You what?

1156
01:31:06,802 --> 01:31:11,222
You told me double cycle's
more power. Good advice.

1157
01:31:11,223 --> 01:31:14,856
- You sound pretty spitely for a dead guy.
- You too.

1158
01:31:17,105 --> 01:31:18,147
- Trace it. - Sir.

1159
01:31:18,148 --> 01:31:22,657
Now the true history of
Stark name will be written.

1160
01:31:22,695 --> 01:31:25,702
- Jarvis, where he is?
- Accessing the Oracle grid.

1161
01:31:26,323 --> 01:31:27,788
Eastern seaboard.

1162
01:31:27,909 --> 01:31:31,959
What your father did to my family
over 40 years

1163
01:31:32,706 --> 01:31:35,167
I will do to you in 40 minutes.

1164
01:31:35,168 --> 01:31:37,627
Sounds good, let's get together
and hash it out.

1165
01:31:37,628 --> 01:31:41,346
Tri-state area.
Manhattan and outlying boroughs.

1166
01:31:41,551 --> 01:31:43,348
I hope you're ready.

1167
01:31:46,222 --> 01:31:48,062
Call trace incomplete.

1168
01:31:58,778 --> 01:32:01,410
- Sir.
- You wanna run some tests, run 'em.

1169
01:32:02,867 --> 01:32:04,658
And assemble the suit while you're at it
put it together now.

1170
01:32:04,659 --> 01:32:07,125
- We are unclear as to the effects...
- I don't wanna hear it, Jarvis!

1171
01:32:11,292 --> 01:32:14,634
It tastes like coconut...
and metal.

1172
01:32:29,250 --> 01:32:32,821
I'll keep the car down here, alright.
- Thank you Happy.

1173
01:32:32,838 --> 01:32:38,412
Justin Hammer, his presentation will begin shortly
in the main pavilion.

1174
01:32:58,431 --> 01:33:01,479
That's what I'm talking about!
Thanks for coming.

1175
01:33:02,643 --> 01:33:05,693
Ladies and gentlemen,
for far too long

1176
01:33:06,190 --> 01:33:09,322
this country has had to place its brave men
and women in harm's way.

1177
01:33:09,610 --> 01:33:11,846
But then the Iron Man arrived
and we thought that

1178
01:33:11,905 --> 01:33:14,453
the days of losing lives were behind us.

1179
01:33:15,658 --> 01:33:18,081
Sadly that technology was kept out of reach.

1180
01:33:18,160 --> 01:33:20,585
That's not fair. That's not right.

1181
01:33:20,915 --> 01:33:23,250
- And it's just too bad.
- Oh, lord...

1182
01:33:23,251 --> 01:33:28,219
Regardless it was an impressive innovation
one that grabbed headlines the world over.

1183
01:33:28,674 --> 01:33:33,851
Today, my friends, the press
is faced with quite a different problem.

1184
01:33:34,472 --> 01:33:37,771
They are about to run out of ink.

1185
01:33:42,606 --> 01:33:43,945
Get that out of here.

1186
01:33:45,443 --> 01:33:47,241
Ladies and gentlemen...

1187
01:33:48,238 --> 01:33:50,328
...today I present to you

1188
01:33:50,824 --> 01:33:54,291
...the new face of the United States military!

1189
01:33:55,330 --> 01:33:57,044
The Hammer drone!

1190
01:33:59,313 --> 01:34:01,424
Army!

1191
01:34:13,538 --> 01:34:18,444
Navy!

1192
01:34:25,010 --> 01:34:27,745
Air Force!

1193
01:34:34,103 --> 01:34:36,966
Marines!

1194
01:34:53,501 --> 01:34:56,884
That's a hell of a lot better than some
cheerleaders, let me tell you.

1195
01:34:58,152 --> 01:35:00,867
But as revolutionary
as this technology is,

1196
01:35:00,905 --> 01:35:04,748
there will always be a need for a man
to be present at the theater of war.

1197
01:35:05,161 --> 01:35:10,284
Ladies and gentlemen, today I am proud
to present to you the very first prototype

1198
01:35:10,285 --> 01:35:14,149
the variable threat response battle suit

1199
01:35:14,160 --> 01:35:17,427
and its pilot Air Force Lt. Col. James Rhodes.

1200
01:35:18,373 --> 01:35:19,988
What?

1201
01:35:40,795 --> 01:35:43,973
For America and its allies,
Hammer Industries, is reporting...

1202
01:36:01,549 --> 01:36:03,549
We got trouble.

1203
01:36:03,550 --> 01:36:05,551
Tony, there are civilians present.

1204
01:36:05,552 --> 01:36:08,091
I'm here on orders.
Let's not do this right now.

1205
01:36:08,092 --> 01:36:10,692
Give them a wave.

1206
01:36:11,205 --> 01:36:13,492
All these people are in danger.
We gotta get them out of here.

1207
01:36:13,493 --> 01:36:15,746
You gotta trust
me for the next five minutes.

1208
01:36:15,747 --> 01:36:17,748
I tried that and
I got tossed around your house, remember?

1209
01:36:17,749 --> 01:36:20,214
I think he's working with Vanko.

1210
01:36:20,215 --> 01:36:23,394
Vanko is alive?

1211
01:36:23,970 --> 01:36:26,507
- Where is he?
- What?

1212
01:36:26,508 --> 01:36:28,224
Where is Vanko?

1213
01:36:28,225 --> 01:36:30,512
- Who?
- Tell me.

1214
01:36:30,513 --> 01:36:33,405
What are you doing here, man?

1215
01:36:37,923 --> 01:36:41,237
- Is that you?
- No, I'm not doing that, it's not me.

1216
01:36:41,239 --> 01:36:44,418
I can't move.
I'm locked up, I'm locked up.

1217
01:36:44,827 --> 01:36:48,246
Get out of here! Go!
The whole system's been compromised!

1218
01:36:48,247 --> 01:36:51,385
Let's take it outside.

1219
01:37:02,222 --> 01:37:05,401
No!

1220
01:37:13,443 --> 01:37:16,413
- Jarvis, break in, I need to own him.
- Yes, sir.

1221
01:37:19,242 --> 01:37:21,931
Tony, I'm locked on I have target locked.

1222
01:37:21,932 --> 01:37:25,424
- On what?
- On you.

1223
01:37:28,773 --> 01:37:31,192
Tony on your six.

1224
01:37:47,233 --> 01:37:50,234
- What's going on, what's happening?
- The software's been overwritten.

1225
01:37:50,235 --> 01:37:52,238
What?
What do you mean it's been overwritten?

1226
01:37:52,239 --> 01:37:54,776
- I think he slaved the drones.
- It is impossible.

1227
01:37:54,777 --> 01:37:56,241
- Call the guards
- All the phones are down, sir.

1228
01:37:56,242 --> 01:37:59,246
- Then call their cells.
- Their cell phones are not working either, sir.

1229
01:37:59,247 --> 01:38:02,248
- He's locked us out of the mainframe.
- Who's locked you out of the mainframe?

1230
01:38:02,249 --> 01:38:04,788
Please, please, go away.
I got this handled.

1231
01:38:04,789 --> 01:38:06,253
- Have you now?
- Yes I do.

1232
01:38:06,254 --> 01:38:08,256
In fact, if your guy hadn't showed up

1233
01:38:08,257 --> 01:38:10,795
This wouldn't be happening
Please now, go away!

1234
01:38:10,796 --> 01:38:12,259
Thank you.

1235
01:38:12,260 --> 01:38:15,222
Listen we gotta get these bitches outta here.

1236
01:38:15,223 --> 01:38:17,448
You're gonna tell me who's behind
this.

1237
01:38:17,449 --> 01:38:19,226
Who's behind this?

1238
01:38:19,227 --> 01:38:21,813
Ivan. Ivan Vanko.

1239
01:38:22,232 --> 01:38:24,884
- Where is he?
- He's at my facility.

1240
01:38:28,280 --> 01:38:31,673
- I need NYPD please.
- No, no, no honey.

1241
01:38:31,721 --> 01:38:32,872
Don't call the authorities!

1242
01:38:32,993 --> 01:38:35,667
Step aside.

1243
01:38:36,247 --> 01:38:37,837
Tell me everything you know. Go.

1244
01:38:45,216 --> 01:38:48,808
- How we doing Jarvis?
- Remote reboot unsuccessful.

1245
01:39:08,075 --> 01:39:12,246
- No one's answering the phone, what's going on?
- Get in the car. Take me to Hammer Industries.

1246
01:39:12,247 --> 01:39:13,623
I'm not taking you anywhere.

1247
01:39:13,624 --> 01:39:16,965
- Fine. You want me to drive?
- No, I'm driving. Get in the car.

1248
01:40:15,862 --> 01:40:17,451
Nice work, kid.

1249
01:40:19,200 --> 01:40:22,582
- You got multiples coming down on you.
- Let's get this away from the expo.

1250
01:40:27,918 --> 01:40:30,560
When we arrive I need you to watch the perimeter.

1251
01:40:30,629 --> 01:40:32,843
I'm gonna enter the facility and take down the target.

1252
01:40:36,428 --> 01:40:37,975
- Watch the road.
- I got it.

1253
01:41:09,591 --> 01:41:12,593
Listen, listen, a pack has peeled off and headed
back to the expo.

1254
01:41:12,594 --> 01:41:13,766
Got it.

1255
01:41:17,892 --> 01:41:21,943
I'm closing on you!
It's coming in hot, Tony! Watch it.

1256
01:41:37,331 --> 01:41:40,214
- Stay in the car!
- I'm not staying in the car.

1257
01:41:40,501 --> 01:41:43,218
- I said stay in the car.
- What are you wearing?

1258
01:41:45,758 --> 01:41:47,263
Look, I'm not letting you go in there alone.

1259
01:41:47,843 --> 01:41:50,434
- You wanna help? Keep the car running.
- Okay.

1260
01:41:54,267 --> 01:41:56,399
Hey, you can't come in here!

1261
01:42:42,739 --> 01:42:45,993
Each set of drones
is communicating in its own unique language.

1262
01:42:45,994 --> 01:42:49,961
- Choose one and focus on that.
- Have you tried Russian? Why don't you try Russian.

1263
01:43:39,722 --> 01:43:41,103
I got 'em!

1264
01:43:55,824 --> 01:43:57,497
- Rhodey, you're still locked on? - Yeah.

1265
01:43:57,743 --> 01:44:01,751
Drop your socks and grab your
crocs, we're about to get wet on this ride.

1266
01:44:03,584 --> 01:44:05,256
Wait, wait!

1267
01:44:24,025 --> 01:44:25,529
He's gone!

1268
01:44:30,197 --> 01:44:32,663
Sorry buddy, had
to thin out the herd.

1269
01:44:32,805 --> 01:44:34,436
What's your twenty?

1270
01:44:46,258 --> 01:44:49,182
- What are you doing?
- I'm rebooting Rhodey's suit.

1271
01:44:55,727 --> 01:44:56,816
Tony!

1272
01:45:13,206 --> 01:45:14,503
Reboot complete.

1273
01:45:15,374 --> 01:45:18,961
- You got your best friend back.
- Thank you very much, Agent Romanoff.

1274
01:45:18,962 --> 01:45:24,389
Well done with the new chest-piece. I'm reading significantly
higher output and your vitals all look promising.

1275
01:45:24,594 --> 01:45:26,432
Yes, for the moment I'm not dying. Thank you.

1276
01:45:27,430 --> 01:45:29,864
- What do you mean you're not dying? Did you say you're dying?
- That you?

1277
01:45:29,933 --> 01:45:31,731
No, I'm not. Not anymore.

1278
01:45:31,935 --> 01:45:34,145
- What's going on?
- I was going to tell you. I didn't want to..

1279
01:45:34,147 --> 01:45:37,232
- You're gonna tell me you really were dying?
- You didn't let me.

1280
01:45:37,234 --> 01:45:41,029
- Why didn't you tell me that?
- I was gonna make you an omelette and tell you!

1281
01:45:41,030 --> 01:45:44,469
Hey, hey, save it for the honeymoon.
You got incoming, Tony.

1282
01:45:44,470 --> 01:45:45,950
Looks like the fight's coming to you.

1283
01:45:45,951 --> 01:45:47,702
- Great. Pepper?
- Are you okay now?

1284
01:45:47,703 --> 01:45:50,581
- I'm fine. Don't be mad. I will formally...
- I am mad.

1285
01:45:50,582 --> 01:45:53,464
...apologize when I'm not fending off a Hammeroid attack!

1286
01:45:54,378 --> 01:45:56,510
- We could've been in Venice.
- Oh, please...

1287
01:45:58,967 --> 01:46:00,305
Rhodes!

1288
01:46:00,968 --> 01:46:02,684
Snap out of it, buddy!
I need you.

1289
01:46:04,515 --> 01:46:06,062
They're coming. Come on let's roll. Get up.

1290
01:46:10,022 --> 01:46:11,985
Oh man, you can have your suit back.

1291
01:46:15,610 --> 01:46:18,243
- Are you okay?
- Yeah, thanks.

1292
01:46:20,408 --> 01:46:23,431
- Tony, look... I'm sorry.
- Don't be.

1293
01:46:23,432 --> 01:46:25,710
- No I should've trusted you more.
- I'm the one who put you in this position. Forget it.

1294
01:46:26,165 --> 01:46:28,187
No it's your fault. I just wanted
to say I'm sorry.

1295
01:46:28,188 --> 01:46:31,175
Thank you.
That's all I want to hear, partner.

1296
01:46:31,755 --> 01:46:35,053
They're coming in hot. Any
second. What's the play?

1297
01:46:36,092 --> 01:46:38,699
Well we wanna take the high ground, okay.
So let's take

1298
01:46:38,700 --> 01:46:41,827
the biggest gun up on that ridge. - Got you.

1299
01:46:41,828 --> 01:46:43,935
- Where do you wanna be?
- Where you going? - What are you talking about?

1300
01:46:43,936 --> 01:46:46,312
- I mean me.
- I have a big gun, you are not the big gun.

1301
01:46:46,313 --> 01:46:48,768
- Tony, don't be jealous.
- No it's subtle with all the bells and whistles.

1302
01:46:48,769 --> 01:46:51,239
- It's called being a bad ass.
- Fine.

1303
01:46:52,487 --> 01:46:56,423
- Alright. You go up top. I'll draw 'em in.
- But don't stay down here

1304
01:46:56,450 --> 01:46:58,112
it's the worst place to be.

1305
01:46:58,118 --> 01:47:02,272
- Okay you got a spot. Where's mine?
- It's the kill box, Tony, okay, this is where you go to die.

1306
01:47:52,055 --> 01:47:53,644
- See that?
- Yea, yea, nice.

1307
01:48:01,316 --> 01:48:02,364
Rhodey...

1308
01:48:03,986 --> 01:48:05,032
Get down!

1309
01:48:16,000 --> 01:48:18,501
Wow. I think you should lead with that
next time.

1310
01:48:18,503 --> 01:48:22,303
Yeah, sorry boss, I can only use it once.
It's a one-off.

1311
01:48:24,259 --> 01:48:26,057
I told you that five minutes ago.

1312
01:48:27,679 --> 01:48:29,269
That's your guy here.

1313
01:48:30,475 --> 01:48:32,148
- Excuse me?
- Sir, you're placed under arrest.

1314
01:48:32,436 --> 01:48:33,977
Hands behind your back, sir.

1315
01:48:33,978 --> 01:48:35,359
I'm trying to help here.

1316
01:48:39,735 --> 01:48:43,328
I get it. I see what you're doing. Trying
to pin this on me, huh?

1317
01:48:43,574 --> 01:48:47,905
That's good. You start to think like a CEO.
Taking out the competition.

1318
01:48:47,906 --> 01:48:51,185
I like that.
You think you're making a problem for me?

1319
01:48:51,186 --> 01:48:54,382
I'm gonna make a problem for you.
I'm gonna be seeing you again, real soon.

1320
01:48:59,258 --> 01:49:03,183
When they get here, I think you should station them
at the Southeast and both West exits.

1321
01:49:03,721 --> 01:49:05,556
We shut down the seven train in and out of
Willets Point already.

1322
01:49:05,557 --> 01:49:08,689
Well, have city buses there to ferry people
to operating lines.

1323
01:49:09,102 --> 01:49:10,520
You coming with us?

1324
01:49:10,521 --> 01:49:12,444
No, I'm gonna stay until the park is clear.

1325
01:49:15,485 --> 01:49:19,723
Heads up you got one more drone incoming.
This one looks different.

1326
01:49:20,074 --> 01:49:22,372
Repulsor signature
is significantly higher.

1327
01:49:33,298 --> 01:49:34,886
Good to be back.

1328
01:49:35,883 --> 01:49:37,264
This ain't gonna be good.

1329
01:49:40,639 --> 01:49:44,856
I got something special for this guy.
I'm gonna bust his bunker with the ex-wife.

1330
01:49:45,019 --> 01:49:46,150
The what?

1331
01:49:57,033 --> 01:49:59,331
- Hammer tech?
- Yeah.

1332
01:50:01,205 --> 01:50:02,377
We got this.

1333
01:50:55,600 --> 01:50:57,441
Rhodes! I got an idea.

1334
01:50:58,365 --> 01:51:00,188
You wanna be a hero?

1335
01:51:00,189 --> 01:51:02,942
- What?
- I can really use a sidekick.

1336
01:51:02,943 --> 01:51:05,856
- Put your hand up.
- This is your idea?

1337
01:51:05,857 --> 01:51:09,412
- Yup.
- I'm ready, I'm ready, go go go.

1338
01:51:13,204 --> 01:51:14,835
Hit him!

1339
01:51:42,530 --> 01:51:44,411
You lose.

1340
01:51:51,644 --> 01:51:54,402
All these drones are rigged to blow
We gotta get out of here man.

1341
01:51:54,773 --> 01:51:56,320
Pepper?

1342
01:52:35,987 --> 01:52:38,030
Oh my god, I can't take this anymore!

1343
01:52:38,031 --> 01:52:39,198
- You can't?
- I can't take this.

1344
01:52:39,199 --> 01:52:40,554
What do you mean, look at me!

1345
01:52:40,555 --> 01:52:44,699
My body literally cannot handle the stress.
I never know if you're gonna kill yourself...

1346
01:52:44,701 --> 01:52:46,664
or wreck the whole company...

1347
01:52:46,665 --> 01:52:48,965
I think I did okay!

1348
01:52:49,295 --> 01:52:51,254
I quit.
I'm resigning.

1349
01:52:51,568 --> 01:52:53,610
That's it.

1350
01:52:53,611 --> 01:52:56,740
What did you just say?
You're done?

1351
01:52:57,054 --> 01:52:59,304
Surprising, I mean not
surprising.

1352
01:52:59,305 --> 01:53:03,227
I get it.
You don't have to make any excuses.

1353
01:53:03,228 --> 01:53:05,604
- I'm not making any excuses.
- Well you actually were just making excuses.

1354
01:53:05,605 --> 01:53:09,155
I wasn't making an excuse but I'm actually very justified.

1355
01:53:09,255 --> 01:53:11,032
You deserve better.

1356
01:53:11,695 --> 01:53:13,827
You've taken such good care of me.

1357
01:53:15,031 --> 01:53:17,268
I've been in tough spot
you got me through it, so.

1358
01:53:17,327 --> 01:53:19,537
- Right?
- Thank you.

1359
01:53:19,538 --> 01:53:22,916
- Yeah.
- Thank you for understanding.

1360
01:53:22,917 --> 01:53:25,434
- Let's start clean up.
- I'll handle the transition. It'll be smooth.

1361
01:53:25,435 --> 01:53:28,004
What about the press?
Because you only had the job for a week. That's gonna be...

1362
01:53:28,005 --> 01:53:31,056
- With you it's like dog years.
- I know.

1363
01:53:31,343 --> 01:53:32,723
I mean it's like the President.

1364
01:53:44,733 --> 01:53:46,281
Weird.

1365
01:53:46,298 --> 01:53:47,533
No it's not weird.

1366
01:53:47,591 --> 01:53:50,175
- It's okay, right?
- Yeah.

1367
01:53:50,176 --> 01:53:52,825
I think it was weird.

1368
01:53:52,826 --> 01:53:56,224
You guys look like two seals fighting over a grape.

1369
01:53:56,225 --> 01:53:59,813
- I had just quit
- You don't have to do that.

1370
01:53:59,814 --> 01:54:01,433
- I heard the whole thing.
- You should get lost.

1371
01:54:01,435 --> 01:54:03,942
I was here first.
Get a roof.

1372
01:54:03,943 --> 01:54:07,070
- I thought you were out of one-liners?
- That's the last one.

1373
01:54:07,071 --> 01:54:09,745
- You kicked ass back there, by the way.
- Thank you. You too.

1374
01:54:09,971 --> 01:54:12,890
Listen, my car got taken out in the explosions

1375
01:54:12,891 --> 01:54:16,019
so I'm gonna have to hang on to your suit for a minute, okay?

1376
01:54:16,020 --> 01:54:18,291
Not okay with thats.

1377
01:54:18,292 --> 01:54:22,469
It wasn't a question.

1378
01:54:26,949 --> 01:54:28,725
I don't understand...

1379
01:54:47,952 --> 01:54:50,745
I don't think I want you looking at that.

1380
01:54:50,746 --> 01:54:53,420
I'm not sure it pertains to you anymore.

1381
01:54:53,562 --> 01:54:59,574
Now this, on the other hand, is agent
Romanoff's assessment of you.

1382
01:54:59,861 --> 01:55:02,222
Read it.

1383
01:55:02,364 --> 01:55:06,603
Personality overview:
Mr Stark displays compulsive behavior.

1384
01:55:06,765 --> 01:55:09,460
In my own defense, that
was last week.

1385
01:55:11,312 --> 01:55:14,820
Prone to self-destructive tendencies.
I was dying.

1386
01:55:14,900 --> 01:55:17,506
I mean, please, aren't we all?

1387
01:55:17,507 --> 01:55:20,827
Textbook narcissism?

1388
01:55:21,574 --> 01:55:24,040
Agreed.

1389
01:55:25,662 --> 01:55:28,978
Recruitment assessment for Avenger Initiative,
Iron Man, yes.

1390
01:55:28,979 --> 01:55:31,548
- I gotta think about it.
- Read on.

1391
01:55:34,381 --> 01:55:37,722
Tony Stark not recommended?

1392
01:55:38,469 --> 01:55:42,352
That doesn't make any sense. How can
you approve me but not approve me?

1393
01:55:43,579 --> 01:55:48,776
I got a new ticker, I'm trying to do right
by Pepper.

1394
01:55:48,793 --> 01:55:52,526
I'm in a stable-ish relationship.

1395
01:55:52,527 --> 01:55:57,829
Which leads us to believe at this juncture
we'd only like to use you as a consultant.

1396
01:56:03,916 --> 01:56:06,714
You can't afford me.

1397
01:56:08,921 --> 01:56:11,840
Then again I will waive my customary retainer

1398
01:56:11,841 --> 01:56:14,473
in exchange for a small favor.

1399
01:56:15,407 --> 01:56:18,014
Rhodey and I are being honored in Washington

1400
01:56:18,015 --> 01:56:20,564
and we need a presenter.

1401
01:56:22,206 --> 01:56:23,754
I'll see what I can do.

1402
01:56:25,232 --> 01:56:27,399
It is my honor to be here today

1403
01:56:27,400 --> 01:56:32,072
to present these distinguished awards
to Lt. Col. James Rhodes

1404
01:56:32,073 --> 01:56:35,852
and Mr. Tony Stark
who is of course

1405
01:56:35,868 --> 01:56:38,374
a national treasure.

1406
01:56:39,748 --> 01:56:43,626
Thank you Lieutenant Colonel
for such an exceptionally distinguished performance.

1407
01:56:43,628 --> 01:56:46,719
- You deserve this.
- Thank you, sir.

1408
01:56:47,841 --> 01:56:53,060
Mr Stark, thank you for
such an exceptionally distinguished performance.

1409
01:56:53,181 --> 01:56:54,874
You deserve this.

1410
01:56:55,578 --> 01:56:58,149
Oh sorry.

1411
01:56:59,020 --> 01:57:03,112
Funny how annoying a little prick can be, isn't it?

1412
01:57:03,400 --> 01:57:04,989
Let's get a photo.