4748 758dd028-ffc6-4f79-bc6b-f40759c45e5c Carpe Jugulum Pratchett, Terry calibre (0.8.35) [http://calibre-ebook.com] 1998-06-21T04:00:00+00:00 <div>Mightily Oats has not picked a good time to be a priest. He thought he'd come to the mountain kingdom of Lancre for a simple little religious ceremony. Now he's caught up in a war between vampires and witches, and he's not sure there <i>is</i> a right side.<br><br>There're the witches - young Agnes, who is <i>really</i> in two minds about everything, Magrat, who is trying to combine witchcraft and nappies, Nanny Ogg, who is far too knowing... and Granny Weatherwax, who is big trouble.<br><br>And the vampires are <i>intelligent</i> - not easily got rid of with a garlic enema or by going to the window, grasping the curtains and saying, "I don't know about you, but isn't it a bit stuffy in here?"<br><br>They've got style and fancy waistcoats.<br><br>They're out of the casket and want a bite of the future.<br><br>Mightily Oats knows he has a prayer, but wishes he had an axe.</div> Harper Collins, Inc. en