4733 e379021b-0e2c-4ee9-88f4-c7aa47ac3c8c Guards! Guards! Pratchett, Terry calibre (0.8.35) [http://calibre-ebook.com] 1989-06-21T04:00:00+00:00 <div><center>"Of all the cities in the world it could have flown into, it flew into mine. . "</center><br><br>Some night-time prowler is turning the citizens of Ankh-Morpork, greatest city of the fantasy Discworld*, into something resembling small charcoal biscuits.<br><br>And that's a real problem for Captain Vimes of the City Watch, who must tramp the mean streets of the city searching for a seventy-foot-long fire-breathing dragon which, he believes, can help him with their enquiries.<br><br>In a city thrown into turmoil by magic, charcoal biscuits, secret societies and mad lady dragon breeders ("Just tell him 'sit' if he'sothering you"), he's just looking for the facts.<br><br>* Which is flat and rides through space on the back of four elephants who stand on the shell of an enormous turtle, as every scholar knows.</div> Harper Collins, Inc. en